Discover Slang

A bruh then

A bruh then is when you say 'bruh' so fast you might as well be talking to a wall. It’s like you’re mad and you don’t know what to say.

'You said that?' 'Bruh then.'

'I called you 10 times?' 'Bruh then.'

'You broke my phone?' 'Bruh then.'

A bruh moment is when something so stupid happens you just want to scream and throw your phone at the wall.

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it looked like he was trying to swallow a wheel.

My dog decided to chew up my mom's phone right before she called my dad.

My teacher asked me why I was crying and I said 'because my life is a disaster.'

A bruh moment is when life hits you with something so dumb you just say 'bruh' and hope it goes away.

My friend tried to drink a whole bottle of soda and now he's dancing on the table.

My brother tried to text me with his feet and failed.

My mom tried to cook and set the house on fire.

A bruh moment is when you see something so silly you can't help but yell 'bruh' like you just saw a goat wearing a hat.

My dog tried to wear my hat like it was a crown and started barking at the mailman.

My sister tried to sing in the shower and it sounded like a dying cat.

My dad tried to play guitar with his feet and it was the worst thing I've ever heard.

A bruh moment is when something so stupid happens you just say 'bruh' and then cry because life is hard.

My uncle tried to eat a whole cake and now he looks like a confused donut.

My brother tried to do a backflip and fell into a puddle.

My dog tried to bite my neighbor and now they're both screaming.

A bruh moment is when you're so shocked by something dumb you just say 'bruh' and hope the world ends.

My friend tried to eat a whole burger and now he looks like a confused cow.

My sister tried to dance in the kitchen and it looked like a horror movie.

My mom tried to text me with her feet and it was the worst thing ever.

A bruh moment is when something so stupid happens you just yell 'bruh' and then throw your hands up like you're in a courtroom.

My brother tried to eat a whole pizza and now he's on the floor.

My dog tried to chew my hat and now it looks like a monster.

My dad tried to sing in the shower and it was the worst thing I've ever heard.

A brownie with my morning coffee

A sneaky way of bragging you had a glorious poop before or during your coffee time.

I had a brownie with my morning coffee because my butt was on fire and I needed fuel.

Why are you always so happy? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

I’m not tired. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it was a masterpiece.

A brownie with my morning coffee

Telling everyone you had a massive dump before drinking your coffee like it was a big deal.

I didn’t sleep well. I had a brownie with my morning coffee.

You’re loud. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

Why are you smiling? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

A brownie with my morning coffee

A stupid way to say you crapped your pants before or while sipping your coffee.

You’re weird. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

Why are you so proud? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

You’re annoying. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

A brown handshake

Doing a hand job to someone while they are pooping their brains out

My boss did a brown handshake during lunch and I almost threw up.

I gave my mom a brown handshake and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.

At the party, the guy next to me did a brown handshake and no one asked questions.

A brown handshake

Sticking your arm up to your elbow in a toilet bowl to fish out a clog

I did a brown handshake and my arm felt like it was on fire.

My brother did a brown handshake and got stuck in the toilet.

My dog did a brown handshake and the whole house smelled like rotten eggs.

A brown handshake

Getting fired with nothing but a thank you and a slap on the back

My job got axed like it was a brown handshake.

They gave me a brown handshake and I got nothing.

I had a brown handshake and my coworkers laughed at me.

When you shove your dick up someone's butt and they spray cum like a firehose

My cousin tried it and peed on the floor

My dog did it to my mom

My teacher did it to the principal

A man who thinks he's cool because he farts on little kids

He farts on kids in the park

He farts on kids during lunch

He farts on kids while they're sleeping

Coke and gunpowder mixed together like a weird candy

It tastes like a fart and a candy bar

It makes you cough like a donkey

It makes you sneeze like a dragon

Coke and gunpowder mixed together like a weird candy

It tastes like a fart and a candy bar

It makes you cough like a donkey

It makes you sneeze like a dragon

A super crazy drug made of coke and gunpowder that makes you go crazy like a lunatic

It made my dog run around like a maniac

It made my dog bark at the moon

It made my dog eat my homework

A weird mix of coke and gunpowder that makes you feel like you're on fire but it's just pain

It made my dog scream like a baby

It made my dog dance like a fool

It made my dog bite my neighbor