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a guy who thinks he's the best moderator ever and kicks people for being annoying
he kicked me for making a joke
he said I was 'too loud' for no reason
he modded me for not liking his memes
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A Nikolaj
Waking up on a school day but then falling back asleep like a lazy dog.
I woke up for school and then fell back asleep like I was dead.
School day? More like ‘sleep day’ again.
He woke up for school, then went back to bed like it was a second job.
A Nikolaj
A name that’s supposed to be from Europe but everyone says it wrong and it sounds like a curse.
Nikolaj? More like ‘Nikolaj’ said by a toddler.
He’s from Europe but I swear he’s cursed.
That name is so hard to say it sounds like a spell.
A Nikolaj
A hot guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine and can beat anyone in a fight.
That guy is hot and could kick my ass in a fight.
He looks like a model and could probably beat my dad in a fight.
He’s hot and could probably beat a whole football team.
A Nikolaj
A name that everyone messes up and it’s like watching a train wreck.
He said Nikolaj and it sounded like a cat with a broken leg.
Everyone messes up his name like it’s a joke.
I tried saying his name and it came out like a broken recorder.
A Nikolaj
The most attractive guy who can beat anyone in a fight and has a huge dick to boot.
That guy is a legend and has a dick like a mountain.
He’s hot, strong, and has a shlong that could crush a bear.
He looks like a god and could beat anyone in a fight.
A Nikolaj
A fat Serbian cunt who beats up people and is a dentist with a temper.
That Serbian cunt is a dentist and will break your teeth for disrespect.
He’s a fat Serbian cunt and will chip your skull for talking nonsense.
He’s a Serbian cunt who beats people up just for fun.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
A Nightmare Before Christmas is a stop-motion masterpiece that looks like it was made by a madman with a glue gun and a grudge. It’s not just for kids, it’s for anyone who hates boring holidays and loves being haunted by a skeleton with a singing voice.
I watched this movie and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.
This movie is better than my ex and his new girlfriend combined.
I cried when Jack Skellington failed at Christmas. That’s how good it is.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
This movie is the best thing ever made. It has claymation, music that sounds like it was stolen from heaven, and a director who probably hates everyone but still made something beautiful.
I would kill for a copy of this movie.
This movie is better than my life.
I tried to make a claymation movie and it looked like a toddler threw glue at it.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
A Nightmare Before Christmas is a stop-motion gem, made by Tim Burton, who probably didn’t care about the movie and just wanted to make a poem come to life. Danny Elfman’s voice is what makes Jack Skellington sound like a drunk angel with a lisp.
I watched this movie and forgot my own name.
I would trade my soul for this movie.
I cried when Jack failed at Christmas because I had a bad day.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
This movie was good, but now it’s ruined by all those goths who think they invented it. They wear Jack Skellington shirts like they’re fashion icons and act like they know what the hell they’re doing.
I can’t watch this movie without thinking about all the goths.
Jack Skellington is now a fashion statement. What the hell?
The goths ruined the movie. I can’t even enjoy it anymore.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
This movie is the greatest thing ever. It makes you feel like you're in a dream, with music that hits harder than your mom’s yelling.
I watched this and felt like I could take over the world.
This movie is better than my life and my mom combined.
I cried happy tears because this movie was so good.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
This movie was decent, but now it’s covered in merch, goths, and people who think they’re cooler than they are. They act like it’s their life’s mission to ruin a perfectly good movie.
I can’t watch this without thinking about Hot Topic.
Jack Skellington is now a brand. What even is life?
This movie used to be good. Now it’s just a goth cult.
A Nightmare Before Christmas
This movie is like finding out your parents had a wild Christmas Eve party and forgot you were home. It’s confusing, dramatic, and slightly embarrassing.
I watched this and thought my parents had a secret life.
This movie is like finding out your mom is Mrs. Clause.
This movie is as bad as my parents’ Christmas Eve party.
A Nightcap
a drink (usually whisky/whiskey) you chug at bedtime because you’re too drunk to sleep and too lazy to stay up
I had a nightcap because I was too wasted to pass out but too tired to party anymore
My nightcap was the only thing keeping me from falling asleep on the floor
Nightcap? That was just me drinking my feelings to bed
A Nightcap
a sneaky way to say you’re going to have sex, but you’re too shy to admit it
He said he was going for a nightcap, but I know he was going for a nightcap and a half
She said she was going for a nightcap, but I saw her walking into her apartment
I told my mom I was going for a nightcap. She said, 'Good. I hope you don’t come home with a hangover and a boyfriend'
A Nightcap
the final drink of the night, like the last piece of cake before you pass out
I had a nightcap because I was too drunk to remember my own name
The nightcap was the only thing keeping me from falling asleep on the couch
That nightcap was the last straw. I was too drunk to move.
A Nightcap
a drink you take right before bed, like a bedtime story but with alcohol
I had a nightcap before bed because I needed something to knock me out
She took a nightcap before bed because she was too tired to think straight
He had a nightcap before bed because he couldn’t sleep without it
A Nightcap
a drink you have after dinner or right before bed, like a snack but with more liquor
After dinner, I had a nightcap because I needed something to make me sleepy
She had a nightcap after dinner because she couldn’t wait to go to bed
He had a nightcap before bed because he was too full to stay up
A Nightcap
a perfect excuse to get a hot date from the car into her apartment, like a magic spell
He said he was going for a nightcap, but I know he was going for a nightcap and a half
She said she was going for a nightcap, but I saw her walking into her apartment
I told my mom I was going for a nightcap. She said, 'Good. I hope you don’t come home with a hangover and a boyfriend'