Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Waking up on a school day but then falling back asleep like a lazy dog.

I woke up for school and then fell back asleep like I was dead.

School day? More like ‘sleep day’ again.

He woke up for school, then went back to bed like it was a second job.

2

A name that’s supposed to be from Europe but everyone says it wrong and it sounds like a curse.

Nikolaj? More like ‘Nikolaj’ said by a toddler.

He’s from Europe but I swear he’s cursed.

That name is so hard to say it sounds like a spell.

3

A hot guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine and can beat anyone in a fight.

That guy is hot and could kick my ass in a fight.

He looks like a model and could probably beat my dad in a fight.

He’s hot and could probably beat a whole football team.

4

A name that everyone messes up and it’s like watching a train wreck.

He said Nikolaj and it sounded like a cat with a broken leg.

Everyone messes up his name like it’s a joke.

I tried saying his name and it came out like a broken recorder.

5

The most attractive guy who can beat anyone in a fight and has a huge dick to boot.

That guy is a legend and has a dick like a mountain.

He’s hot, strong, and has a shlong that could crush a bear.

He looks like a god and could beat anyone in a fight.

6

A fat Serbian cunt who beats up people and is a dentist with a temper.

That Serbian cunt is a dentist and will break your teeth for disrespect.

He’s a fat Serbian cunt and will chip your skull for talking nonsense.

He’s a Serbian cunt who beats people up just for fun.