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A shower of cunts
Niall Horan said it once and it was so annoying it made him cry and he had to say sorry on Twitter like a little baby.
Niall texting his ex saying, ‘I love you but you’re a shower of cunts.’
Niall at a concert, screaming at a fan who tried to kiss him.
Niall crying in a bathroom because of a group of cunts at a festival.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower of cunts
A group of cunts so big they could fill a football stadium and still have room for more cunts.
A group of cunts at a football match shouting so loud they made the referee cry.
A group of cunts in a bar starting a fight over who was the worst cunt.
A group of cunts at a bus stop arguing about whose armpit smelled worse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower of cunts
A group of people who are so annoying you want to throw them off a bridge and then set the bridge on fire.
My boss and his mates at the office party, singing karaoke like they’ve got nothing better to do.
My cousins at my aunt’s house, arguing about who the best dancer was for 3 hours.
My gym teacher shouting at me like I was the worst student ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower of cunts
A bunch of twats who think they're the best and everyone else is a pile of useless shits.
My friend’s new mates at the party, bragging about how they can beat up anyone.
A group of twats at the mall arguing about who had the best phone.
My uncle at a family dinner, talking about how he’s the best man ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower motor
A monster that lives in your shower and will rip it apart if you don't feed it proper maintenance
My shower motor just ate my tiles and I'm not happy
I forgot to clean my shower motor and now it's throwing soap everywhere
Shower motor is like a dragon in my bathroom and I didn't bring it a present
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower motor
A dirty, smelly, angry thing that lives in your shower and hates your guts
My shower motor is so angry it’s clogging my drain
I tried to ignore my shower motor and now it’s yelling at me
Shower motor is like a grumpy old man who doesn’t like your shampoo
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower motor
A beast that lives in your shower and will beat you up if you don't keep it happy
My shower motor just beat me up with a shower head
I didn’t clean it and now it’s fighting me in the shower
Shower motor is like a bully who takes your soap and runs away
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower motor
A loud, smelly, mean thing that lives in your shower and will yell at you if you don’t take care of it
My shower motor just yelled at me like I was its worst enemy
It’s been yelling at me since I left it alone for a week
Shower motor is like a loud kid who won’t stop talking in the shower
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shower motor
A smelly, angry, messy thing that lives in your shower and will make your life a mess if you don’t feed it
My shower motor made my life a mess by spilling water everywhere
I didn’t feed it and now it’s making my shower look like a disaster
Shower motor is like a messy kid who ruins everything
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shot on the swings
A Scottish way of saying you want to get busy. It’s like asking for a wild ride with no promises.
I just said 'A shot on the swings' to my cousin. He laughed and said I was begging for it.
She texted me 'A shot on the swings?' and I knew I had to take her up on it.
At the pub, I yelled 'A shot on the swings!' and the whole bar started cheering.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shot on the swings
A fancy way of saying you want some action. It’s like throwing down the gauntlet and hoping for the best.
He said 'A shot on the swings' right in front of his boss. Classic move.
I messaged my crush 'A shot on the swings?' and got a yes in 10 seconds.
My dad said 'A shot on the swings' at the breakfast table. My mom rolled her eyes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shot on the swings
A Scottish call for some serious fun. It’s like saying you’re ready to get trashed and get it on.
At the party, I shouted 'A shot on the swings!' and everyone knew what that meant.
She said 'A shot on the swings?' and I took that as a challenge.
I texted my friend 'A shot on the swings?' and he replied with a picture of a beer.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shot of espresso
A shot of espresso is like a slap in the face with a coffee bean. It wakes you up so hard you probably pee your pants.
My mom drinks a shot of espresso every morning. She yells at the microwave and the toaster.
I took a shot of espresso and now I can run a marathon and probably beat my dog in a race.
My teacher drinks a shot of espresso and turns into a monster who eats homework for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shot of espresso
A shot of espresso is like a party in your veins. It makes you hyper, loud, and ready to fight the school principal.
My brother took a shot of espresso and started singing opera in the grocery store.
I had a shot of espresso and ran out of the house yelling, 'I am the king of the jungle!'
My neighbor took a shot of espresso and now he thinks he's a superhero named 'Espresso Man.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shot of espresso
A shot of espresso is like getting a face full of coffee. It jizzes your brain and turns you into a crazy person who yells at the sky.
I took a shot of espresso and yelled at my mom for not giving me enough sugar.
My friend drank a shot of espresso and started arguing with the moon.
I had a shot of espresso and now I think the toilet is a villain trying to ruin my life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shot of espresso
A shot of espresso is like the devil throwing coffee at you. It makes you insane and ready to punch the barista.
I took a shot of espresso and punched my little brother for no reason.
My cousin had a shot of espresso and now he thinks he's the president of the coffee club.
I drank a shot of espresso and started crying because I thought my dog was a coffee bean.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A short thing
A tiny human that makes your life a living hell. They're younger than 13 and have the energy of a thousand screaming raccoons.
My cousin is a short thing. He wakes me up at 6 a. m. every day and yells about Minecraft.
That short thing in my class talks nonstop and won't shut up during math.
My neighbor's kid is a short thing. He peed on my lawn and called me a grandma.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A short thing
A little person who acts like they own the world. They're younger than 13 and will tell you they're the best at everything.
That short thing said he's the best at Fortnite. I told him he's not. He cried.
My brother's friend is a short thing. He said he’s going to be president when he grows up.
The short thing in my DMs said I’m ugly and called me a goblin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A short thing
A tiny human that makes your brain hurt. They're under 13 and will not stop talking about their dumb video game.
My little brother is a short thing. He plays his video game and won't let me touch it.
That short thing in my class talks about Pokémon nonstop and won't stop.
The short thing in my group chat keeps sending me memes about his dog. It’s annoying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shocking surprise
A shocking surprise is when your mom pulls out a hair dryer and sticks it up your butt while you're taking a dump. It feels like your anus is on fire and your brain is screaming.
My mom did this to me during math class. I got a B+ because I was too distracted by the shock.
My brother used a hair dryer on my dad during Thanksgiving dinner. It was the best part of the meal.
My cousin tried this on her crush. He fainted and spilled his soda on her shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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