A shot of espresso
A shot of espresso is like getting a face full of coffee. It jizzes your brain and turns you into a crazy person who yells at the sky.
I took a shot of espresso and yelled at my mom for not giving me enough sugar.
My friend drank a shot of espresso and started arguing with the moon.
I had a shot of espresso and now I think the toilet is a villain trying to ruin my life.