A Kieran
A Kieran is the best at being sexy. Everyone wants to be with him.
He walked into a room and everyone turned their heads.
He winked at me and I got a heart attack.
He said ‘hi’ and I immediately wanted to date him.
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A Kieran
A Kieran is weird but fun. He plays games and does everything with energy.
He once played a video game for 12 hours straight and still won.
He jumped out of a window just to prove he could.
He made me laugh so hard I cried.
A Kieran
A Kieran is a great friend. He’s crazy but it’s part of what makes him awesome.
He once dressed up as a chicken for my birthday.
He screamed at a tree and it fell over.
He told me he could talk to ghosts and I believed him.
A Kieran
A Kieran is the sexiest person ever. His cock is so big it could be a country.
He once told a girl he could take her to space with his cock.
He said he could be the president and still have time to flirt with everyone.
He once said his cock was so big it could be a rollercoaster.
A Kid's Kid
The ultimate cool kid. Everyone loves them. They’re the kind of person who makes your life better just by being around. Not a kid’s kid, but a kid’s favorite kid.
@coolkid2012: My kid’s kid just walked in. The room stopped. I got a migraine.
My kid’s kid is like a unicorn. Rare. Beautiful. And sometimes, they eat your homework.
Kid’s kid just texted me: ‘I’m coming to your house. Don’t run.’ I ran. I ran like a chicken with no legs.
A Kid's Kid
A 2000s kid who loves the 90s. They know what Tamagotchi is. They also know what a blockbuster is. They don’t listen to trash rap. They think rappers are stupid.
My kid’s kid says: ‘Tamagotchi is better than TikTok.’ I don’t even know what TikTok is.
I tried to play rap for my kid’s kid. They screamed. ‘This is the worst music I’ve ever heard!’
My kid’s kid asked me: ‘Why do rappers say stupid things?’ I said, ‘Because they’re stupid.’
A Kid's Kid
A place where you trade your annoying kid for a better one. No questions asked. No refunds. You get what you pay for.
I traded my kid for a kid who knows math. He now divides by 5. I divide by 1.
My kid’s kid was a nightmare. I traded him for a kid who just smiles and eats cereal.
Kids For Kids: I came with a brat. I left with a saint. The brat now lives in the mall. He’s a hot dog.
A Kid's Kid
A band from Arizona who tried to be cool but failed. They wear underwear around. They had ho-bag girlfriends. They’re not scary. They’re just a bunch of losers.
They wore underwear in public. I asked them why. They said, ‘It’s fashion.’
Their girlfriend was a ho-bag. I asked her why she dated them. She said, ‘He had a good voice.’
They broke up. I didn’t care. I just watched them fail. It was beautiful.
A Kid's Kid
Something you have to do, whether you like it or not. It’s like getting stuck in a traffic jam with your mom.
My mom said, ‘You have to do this.’ I said, ‘I don’t want to.’ She said, ‘You’re doing it.’
I had to clean my room. I screamed. My mom said, ‘That’s what you get for being a slob.’
I got stuck doing chores. I called it ‘the curse of being a kid.’
A Kid's Kid
A group of Arizona douches who thought they were better than everyone. They didn’t write their own music. They just wore underwear and talked about themselves.
They won an award from PETA. I said, ‘They eat meat. They’re hypocrites.’
They had ho-bag girlfriends. I said, ‘They’re just sad.’
They broke up. I said, ‘Finally. Some peace.’
A Kid's Kid
The biggest fight in the history of the world. It was epic. People cried. Some people died. It was the best.
I fought my brother. It was the most epic battle. He cried. I laughed.
The kid’s kid had a battle with the kid’s mom. It was the best. They both cried.
The most epic battle was between my dog and my cat. They both won. They were both losers.
A Kidd Fanzo
A South African trap beast who spits rhymes so good they make your mom proud and your dad cry
Yo, that Kidd Fanzo just dropped a verse so fire it melted my face
My cousin tried to copy Kidd Fanzo and now he’s stuck in the bathroom singing trap songs
Kidd Fanzo’s flow is so smooth it’s like my breakfast cereal on a Sunday
A Kidd Fanzo
A dude from South Africa who raps so hard it feels like your face is getting slapped by a beat
Kidd Fanzo raps so loud I had to turn off my phone because my ears were bleeding
My dog heard Kidd Fanzo and started dancing like it’s at a rave
Kidd Fanzo’s trap style is so strong it made my pizza soggy
A Kidd Fanzo
A South African trap legend who makes your brain explode with every line he drops
I was cleaning my room and Kidd Fanzo’s song came on and I started rapping instead
Kidd Fanzo’s music is so good it made my math teacher cry
I tried to rap like Kidd Fanzo and now my brother thinks I’m a trap god
A Kicker
A kicker is when you're about to laugh at someone's dumb move, but then you realize you're the one who made the dumb move. It’s like your brain just flipped you the bird.
I told my mom I was going to college. She said, 'Good for you!' Then I told her I was going to community college. She said, 'That’s a kicker.'
I told my boss I’d finish the project by 5. Then I told him I’d finish it by 5, but I’d need to eat my kid’s lunch. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'
I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then I told him I liked him in a group chat. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'
A Kicker
A kicker is that one tiny thing that ruins your whole day. It’s like when you’re about to win, and your shoe falls off.
I was about to get a perfect score on the test. Then I realized I forgot to bring a pencil. That was a kicker.
My dog was about to win the dog show. Then he ate a whole bag of chips. That was a kicker.
I was about to get a promotion. Then I spilled coffee on my boss. That was a kicker.
A Kicker
A kicker is a sub-woofer, but not just any sub-woofer, it’s the kind that makes your car vibrate so hard it feels like it’s trying to escape your body.
I had a kicker in my car. It was so loud, my neighbor called the cops. That was a kicker.
My cousin’s kicker was so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood. That was a kicker.
My friend’s kicker was so loud, it made my dog howl. That was a kicker.
A Kicker
A kicker is a hick, but not just any hick, it’s a hick who thinks he’s a rockstar and yells 'Git her dun' like it’s the last word in the English language.
My cousin’s a kicker. He wears his Wranglers inside his boots and yells 'Git her dun' at the gas station. That was a kicker.
My neighbor’s a kicker. He drinks all day and drives a truck that sounds like a dragon. That was a kicker.
My brother’s a kicker. He dips at school and thinks he’s in a movie. That was a kicker.
A Kicker
A kicker is the card that saves your life in poker. It’s like when you’re about to lose, and the universe throws you a bone.
I had a kicker in my hand. I won the poker game. That was a kicker.
My friend had a kicker. He beat my dad. That was a kicker.
I had a kicker. I didn’t even know what it was, but it saved my life. That was a kicker.
A Kicker
A kicker is a joke so funny, it makes your knees give out. It’s like when you laugh so hard, you fall off your chair.
My friend told me a kicker. I laughed so hard, I cried. That was a kicker.
I heard a kicker at school. I was laughing so hard, I spilled my lunch. That was a kicker.
My mom told me a kicker. I laughed so hard, my dog fell off the couch. That was a kicker.