Discover Slang

A Quinn
Quinn is basically a god in human form. Smart, funny, and so good-looking you might forget to breathe. But don’t let him know you think that because he’s too cool to act like he knows.
Quinn said, ‘I’m just here to be awesome,’ and I believed him.
He laughed at my terrible joke and made me feel like I was the funniest person ever.
He got an A+ on a test and just said, ‘I did well, but I wasn’t trying that hard.’
A Quinn
Quinn is the guy who will talk your ear off and still be the funniest person in the room. He’s loud, annoying, and will argue with you until the end of time. But he’s also the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh until your sides hurt.
Quinn said, ‘You’re loud, but I’m louder,’ and I had no idea what to do.
He kept arguing with me for 20 minutes over whether pizza or burger was better.
He laughed at my joke and then made a joke so good I had no idea what to say.
A Quinn
Quinn has the kind of cock that would make the entire school jealous. If you’re not a Quinn, you’re just a regular person with no idea what real life is like.
Quinn said, ‘I could beat you in a cock-off any day,’ and I believed him.
He laughed at my joke and then said, ‘You’re lucky I don’t have a cock that big.’
He walked into the room and the whole school stopped to look at him.
A Quinn
Quinn is the kind of girl who’ll talk to you like you’re the best person in the world. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it. She’s pretty, funny, and has a ton of friends.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like my best friend,’ and I believed her.
She called me out for being quiet and made me laugh until I cried.
She got mad at me and said, ‘You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.’ And I had no idea what to say.
A Quinn
Quinn is the most beautiful girl in school, and she’s also the kind of person who’ll make you laugh until you cry. She’s got a ton of friends and is super nice. But if you piss her off, you’re in for a world of hurt.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like my best friend,’ and I believed her.
She laughed at my joke and then made me laugh even harder.
She got mad at me and said, ‘You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.’ And I had no idea what to say.
A Quinn Boyle
A guy who would blow his own brains out just to see his reflection
He posted a selfie with 10 filters and 20 hashtags
He asked me if I thought he was hot enough to be a superhero
He tried to flirt with his own shadow
A Quinn Boyle
A man who thinks he’s the main character of his own trashy movie
He texted me ‘I’m the star of this story’ after I ignored him
He did a dramatic pose in front of the mirror and said ‘This is my moment’
He tried to propose to his pet goldfish
A Quinn Boyle
A dude who would punch a hole in the wall just to prove he’s tough
He yelled at a toaster for not working
He called his mom to say he was ‘the toughest man alive’
He tried to fight a vending machine
A Quilhelm
The sound you make when your butt is on fire and your guts are screaming for mercy
I did a Quilhelm in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was dying.
My dog heard me do a Quilhelm and ran out of the house like I was a monster.
I did a Quilhelm so loud my neighbor called the cops and said I was a war criminal.
A Quilhelm
The face you make when your insides are trying to escape through your butt
I did a Quilhelm during my yoga class and my instructor told me to meditate on my pain.
I did a Quilhelm in the grocery store and the cashier looked at me like I was a freak.
I did a Quilhelm in my car and my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.
A Quilhelm
The scream of a man who has been betrayed by his own bowels
I did a Quilhelm in the elevator and the guy next to me pressed every button just to get away.
I did a Quilhelm at work and my coworkers started a petition to give me a raise for the pain.
I did a Quilhelm on my mom’s couch and she said I was a disgrace and a disgrace to her family.
A Quickie
When a guy or girl takes a big one in the mouth for cash or just because, and it happens out of nowhere, like a surprise attack.
I was eating my lunch and then my boss walks in and says, 'Hey, quickie?'
My neighbor asked me to do a quickie because her husband was out of town.
I was in the mall and a guy offered me $20 for a quickie, and I said yes.
A Quickie
When two people jump into sex like it's a fire drill, and it's over before you can even blink.
We had a quickie in the hallway at work because we both had a meeting in 5 minutes.
He came over and said, 'We need a quickie before my mom shows up.'
She said, 'Let’s do a quickie before the movie starts.'
A Quickie
A short, barely worth it, sex session that’s more like a sigh than a scream, and only one person got anything out of it.
We had a quickie and I felt like I was just barely getting started.
He said it was a quickie, but it took me 10 minutes to get over it.
She came in and said, 'Quickie? I don’t even know what that means.'
A Quickie
After being together for years, sex feels like eating the same sandwich every day. A quickie is like the extra cheese you didn’t know you needed.
We had a quickie because we both missed the old days.
He said, 'Let’s do a quickie to bring back the spark.'
She said, 'I just need a quickie to remember why I like you.'
A Quickie
Fast sex that feels like it was planned by a schedule, not by love.
We had a quickie because I had to leave in 2 minutes.
She said, 'Let’s do a quickie before the kids wake up.'
He texted me, 'Quickie? I have 5 minutes before I go to work.'
A Quickie
Short, wild sex that happens like it was written in the stars, and you don’t even care if it was perfect.
We had a quickie and it was like the universe was on our side.
She said, 'That quickie was perfect.'
He said, 'That quickie was like a dream come true.'
A Quickie
When a guy gets his pleasure in less than 3 minutes and the girl is like, 'I’m still getting started.'
He said, 'That quickie was 2 minutes and I was done.'
She said, 'He did a quickie and I was just getting warmed up.'
He came in and said, 'I did a quickie and I’m already tired.'
A Quick One
A record by The Who that came out in '66 and sounds like a bunch of angry kids fighting over a pizza.
I listened to it and felt like I wanted to punch my math teacher.
My dad said it’s the sound of a band that doesn’t know how to chill.
It’s like a loud, messy party that won’t stop.
A Quick One
When you rub one out because some idiot from Brazil told you to, and you’re too dumb to question it.
I did it in the middle of class and got caught.
My brother did it in the car and got yelled at by my mom.
I did it in the bathroom and my friend laughed at me.
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