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A Kent Move is when someone does something so nice it makes you want to punch the sky and thank them at the same time.

My dad gave me money for a new phone. That was a Kent Move.

My crush bought me a drink. Total Kent Move.

My friend let me use their notes for the test. That was a Kent Move.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kent Move is when someone does something so good it makes your day feel like it just got a free upgrade.

My mom surprised me with my favorite snack. That was a Kent Move.

My friend let me skip class. Total Kent Move.

My crush gave me a hug. That was a Kent Move.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kent Move is when someone does something so nice it makes you want to cry, laugh, and then ask for a raise.

My teacher gave me an A for no reason. That was a Kent Move.

My friend paid for my lunch. Total Kent Move.

My crush told me I was cool. That was a Kent Move.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Screwing yourself with random crap while you jizz in your pants.

My dog ate my homework and my lunch. I had to do a Kenny Turner in the closet.

I got caught doing a Kenny Turner during math class. My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I failed it.

I did a Kenny Turner in my mom's car. She nearly had a heart attack.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Putting stuff up your butt and pretending you're not dying.

I did a Kenny Turner in the school bathroom and the toilet clogged up.

My friend did a Kenny Turner during a Zoom call. It was terrifying.

I did a Kenny Turner in my brother's room. He laughed so hard he wet his pants.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you take a dump and a dump takes you.

I did a Kenny Turner in the shower. The water turned brown and I screamed.

I did a Kenny Turner during a video game. I lost the game and my life.

I did a Kenny Turner in the library. The librarian kicked me out.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you put things in your butt and it feels like your butt is on fire.

I did a Kenny Turner in the car. My dad nearly crashed into a tree.

I did a Kenny Turner in the kitchen. My mom threw a dish at me.

I did a Kenny Turner in the hallway. My brother laughed so hard he fell down.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Putting random junk in your butt while you scream and cry.

I did a Kenny Turner in my bedroom. My bed started to smell like a sewer.

I did a Kenny Turner during lunch. My food tasted like poop.

I did a Kenny Turner in my friend's house. He didn't let me leave for a week.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you shove stuff up your butt and it feels like your butt is going to explode.

I did a Kenny Turner in the park. A kid ran away screaming.

I did a Kenny Turner during a test. I got a zero and cried.

I did a Kenny Turner in my mom's car. She said I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you chug so much alcohol you wake up the next day missing a party like it was never happening and you don't even care because you're still drunk.

I missed my cousin's wedding because I was too busy fighting the bartender.

I showed up to my own birthday party 12 hours late and still didn't remember it.

I tried to text my friend and it just came out as "why" and a bunch of emojis.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The best friend who will drive you home at 2 AM even if you smell like vomit and he has to deal with your hangover the next day. He’s the guy who will punch you in the face if you forget his birthday but still brings you soup when you’re sick.

He drove me home after I tried to eat a whole pizza at 3 AM.

He brought me soup when I had the flu and I still forgot his birthday.

He punched me in the face because I said his name wrong.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The guy who tries to be friends with everyone but can't remember your name by the next week and calls you "that guy" for the rest of the year.

He called me "that guy" at my own party.

He forgot my name after we hung out for 10 minutes.

He asked me if I was the guy who used to play video games.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A god who shoots wallbangs so hard, you cum on the spot. He's also the guy who plays CSGO for G2 and probably beats you in every game you play.

He wallbanged me so hard I cried in the bathroom.

He beat me in CSGO and I still don't know how.

He shot me so hard I lost my lunch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A girl who is super hot, super smart, and will punch you in the throat if you even think about crossing her. She's the kind of girl who will still text you every day even if you forget her birthday.

She punched me in the throat because I called her "that girl".

She still texted me even after I forgot her birthday.

She's the kind of girl who would date you if you just asked.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The best fuck you’ll ever have. He’s like a walking cock and he’ll make you cum so hard you’ll probably pass out.

He fucked me so hard I passed out on the floor.

He’s the kind of guy who makes you cum like it’s a religion.

He’s the best cock you’ll ever have and you’ll never forget it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A god who can talk people into doing anything he wants. He invented football when he was 1 year old and he's the best gamer alive. If he plays you in a game, you're going to lose.

He talked me into eating a whole cake in one bite.

He invented football and I still don't know how.

He beat me in Mario Kart and I still don't know how.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kenneth is a guy who yaps about getting laid, but then gets his feelings hurt when no one wants him and he hides in his mom's basement.

DM: 'I told her I was a stud, but she said I was a dud.'

Text: 'I got rejected by 7 girls today and now I'm crying in the shower.'

Post: 'I’m not a loser, I’m just a Kenneth.'

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A Kenneth is a hot guy who thinks he's king of the world, but he's just a guy who talks too much and has a heart bigger than his ego.

Tweet: 'I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm hot, and I'm not afraid to say it.'

Post: 'I’m so good at love, I could fall for anyone.'

DM: 'I’m the king of the room, and I know it.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kenneth is a guy who thinks he's perfect, but everyone knows he’s just a guy who hides his sadness behind a smile.

Text: 'I'm fine, I just lost my best friend.'

Post: 'I smile for them, but I'm dying inside.'

DM: 'I'm the best, but no one sees it.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kenneth is a guy who makes your heart go crazy, but he’s also the guy who could make your day or break it.

Tweet: 'He looks at me and my heart goes boom.'

Post: 'He makes me feel like the only person in the world.'

DM: 'He’s the best thing that ever happened to me.'

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