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When you chug so much alcohol you wake up the next day missing a party like it was never happening and you don't even care because you're still drunk.
I missed my cousin's wedding because I was too busy fighting the bartender.
I showed up to my own birthday party 12 hours late and still didn't remember it.
I tried to text my friend and it just came out as "why" and a bunch of emojis.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best friend who will drive you home at 2 AM even if you smell like vomit and he has to deal with your hangover the next day. He’s the guy who will punch you in the face if you forget his birthday but still brings you soup when you’re sick.
He drove me home after I tried to eat a whole pizza at 3 AM.
He brought me soup when I had the flu and I still forgot his birthday.
He punched me in the face because I said his name wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who tries to be friends with everyone but can't remember your name by the next week and calls you "that guy" for the rest of the year.
He called me "that guy" at my own party.
He forgot my name after we hung out for 10 minutes.
He asked me if I was the guy who used to play video games.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A god who shoots wallbangs so hard, you cum on the spot. He's also the guy who plays CSGO for G2 and probably beats you in every game you play.
He wallbanged me so hard I cried in the bathroom.
He beat me in CSGO and I still don't know how.
He shot me so hard I lost my lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who is super hot, super smart, and will punch you in the throat if you even think about crossing her. She's the kind of girl who will still text you every day even if you forget her birthday.
She punched me in the throat because I called her "that girl".
She still texted me even after I forgot her birthday.
She's the kind of girl who would date you if you just asked.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best fuck you’ll ever have. He’s like a walking cock and he’ll make you cum so hard you’ll probably pass out.
He fucked me so hard I passed out on the floor.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you cum like it’s a religion.
He’s the best cock you’ll ever have and you’ll never forget it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A god who can talk people into doing anything he wants. He invented football when he was 1 year old and he's the best gamer alive. If he plays you in a game, you're going to lose.
He talked me into eating a whole cake in one bite.
He invented football and I still don't know how.
He beat me in Mario Kart and I still don't know how.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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