A Kenny
The best friend who will drive you home at 2 AM even if you smell like vomit and he has to deal with your hangover the next day. He’s the guy who will punch you in the face if you forget his birthday but still brings you soup when you’re sick.
He drove me home after I tried to eat a whole pizza at 3 AM.
He brought me soup when I had the flu and I still forgot his birthday.
He punched me in the face because I said his name wrong.