Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy or girl takes a big one in the mouth for cash or just because, and it happens out of nowhere, like a surprise attack.

I was eating my lunch and then my boss walks in and says, 'Hey, quickie?'

My neighbor asked me to do a quickie because her husband was out of town.

I was in the mall and a guy offered me $20 for a quickie, and I said yes.

2

When two people jump into sex like it's a fire drill, and it's over before you can even blink.

We had a quickie in the hallway at work because we both had a meeting in 5 minutes.

He came over and said, 'We need a quickie before my mom shows up.'

She said, 'Let’s do a quickie before the movie starts.'

3

A short, barely worth it, sex session that’s more like a sigh than a scream, and only one person got anything out of it.

We had a quickie and I felt like I was just barely getting started.

He said it was a quickie, but it took me 10 minutes to get over it.

She came in and said, 'Quickie? I don’t even know what that means.'

4

After being together for years, sex feels like eating the same sandwich every day. A quickie is like the extra cheese you didn’t know you needed.

We had a quickie because we both missed the old days.

He said, 'Let’s do a quickie to bring back the spark.'

She said, 'I just need a quickie to remember why I like you.'

5

Fast sex that feels like it was planned by a schedule, not by love.

We had a quickie because I had to leave in 2 minutes.

She said, 'Let’s do a quickie before the kids wake up.'

He texted me, 'Quickie? I have 5 minutes before I go to work.'

6

Short, wild sex that happens like it was written in the stars, and you don’t even care if it was perfect.

We had a quickie and it was like the universe was on our side.

She said, 'That quickie was perfect.'

He said, 'That quickie was like a dream come true.'

7

When a guy gets his pleasure in less than 3 minutes and the girl is like, 'I’m still getting started.'

He said, 'That quickie was 2 minutes and I was done.'

She said, 'He did a quickie and I was just getting warmed up.'

He came in and said, 'I did a quickie and I’m already tired.'