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B"asem"ent
The final destination for people who tried to be cool and failed at it.
I’m in the basement because I tried to be a rapper and failed.
My sister’s in the basement. She still thinks she’s a model.
My uncle lives in the basement. He thinks he’s a DJ.
B"asem"ent
Where people go when they think they’re above everyone else but still get kicked out of the main house.
My dad kicked me to the basement because I talked back.
My cousin was sent to the basement for eating all the snacks.
My brother’s in the basement because he broke the TV.
B"asem"ent
The last stop for people who still think they’re good enough but no one else agrees.
I’m in the basement because I failed my math test again.
My sister’s in the basement because she got in trouble at school.
My uncle lives in the basement because he got fired.
B"asem"ent
The place where people go when they’re too lazy to move out but still think they’re too good for the main house.
I live in the basement because I’m too lazy to move out.
My friend’s in the basement because he thinks he’s too good for the main house.
My mom’s in the basement because she’s too lazy to clean.
b/h
A fancy way to say your girl friends and the girls you hit on. Like the worst combo ever.
My ex said B'H and I said 'you're a fraud' and I left.
He called me B'H and I threw a drink in his face.
My friend said B'H and I said 'you're both annoying' and we got kicked out.
b/h
A secret message among guys that means 'don't say anything stupid in front of your girl friends'.
He whispered B'H before I walked in and I knew he was going to embarrass me.
My friend said B'H and I said 'you're gonna regret this' and he did.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a coward' and he ran.
b/h
A guy with thick black hair and body hair. Like a beast with a beard and no shame.
He walked in and I said 'you look like a B'H' and he said 'thank you' and I was confused.
She said he looked like a B'H and I said 'you're right' and he flattered me.
He said he was a B'H and I said 'you're just a hairy man' and he said 'you're just a smart woman'.
b/h
A short way to say 'Be honest' like you're tired of people making up nonsense.
He said B'H and I said 'you're not even close' and he said 'I'm right' and I was wrong.
She said B'H and I said 'you're lying' and I was right.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a fraud' and he ran.
b/h
A brand of cigarettes that guys smoke and girls hate because they're stupid and smoke them.
He said he only smokes B'H and I said 'you're a fool' and he said 'I'm a fool' and I agreed.
She said B'H was the worst and I said 'you're right' and she said 'thank you' and I said 'you're welcome' and we got kicked out.
He said B'H is the best and I said 'you're a fool' and he said 'you're a smart woman' and I said 'you're not' and he said 'I am'.
b/h
When you pick your friends over your girl friend. Like you're a total loser.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a loser' and he said 'I'm a winner' and I said 'no you're not' and he said 'I am' and I gave up.
She said B'H and I said 'you're a fool' and she said 'you're a smart man' and I said 'you're not' and she said 'I am' and I was wrong.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a total loser' and he said 'I'm not' and I said 'you are' and he ran.
b/h
The worst person ever. A total waste of space. A human disaster. Like you wish they were dead.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a disaster' and he said 'I'm not' and I said 'you are' and he said 'you're a smart woman' and I said 'you're not' and he said 'I am' and I gave up.
She said B'H and I said 'you're a total disaster' and she said 'I'm not' and I said 'you are' and she said 'you're a smart man' and I said 'you're not' and she said 'I am' and I gave up.
He said B'H and I said 'you're the worst' and he said 'you're the smartest' and I said 'you're not' and he said 'I am' and I gave up.
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What I yell when I’m so happy I could punch a wall and still smile through the pain.
I got an A+ on my math test. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
My crush asked me to prom. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I ate the last slice of pizza. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The sound of my soul doing a backflip and screaming into a megaphone.
I beat my brother at video games. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
My mom finally let me stay up past midnight. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I passed my driving test. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The noise I make when I’m so pumped I could probably explode and still be proud of it.
I got my first job. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I won the lottery. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
My dog just ate my homework. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
What I scream when I feel like I'm on top of the world and it's not even 9 a. m. yet.
I got my license. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I passed my math test. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
My crush said yes to prom. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The way I yell when I’m so thrilled I could probably start a riot and still be the life of the party.
I got a new phone. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I beat my brother at video games again. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I got a raise at work. B! B! B! B! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! mmmBAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
B!untley B!unt$
A total chill ass one in a billion guy who’s kinda nuts sometimes he hits the weed and can’t stop talking about music he’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the best person ever
Yo I just smoked a whole bag and now I’m talking about music like it’s my job
He’s the only guy who can make me laugh when I’m stuck in traffic
He texted me a song and said it’s the best thing ever and now I believe him
B!untley B!unt$
A low key ghetto ass guy who’s got the coolness of a thousand rappers he hits the weed every day and can’t stop talking about beats he’s the type of guy who makes you feel like you’re the best in the world
He just texted me a beat and said it’s the best thing since sliced bread
He’s the only guy who can make me laugh when I’m stuck in traffic
He hits the weed and starts talking about beats like he’s the king of the world
B!tchen
A thing that looks so good it makes your brain explode from happiness
I saw that car and my brain literally screamed, 'I need that now!'
That outfit was so b! tchen, my dog started dancing.
The cake was b! tchen, and I ate the whole thing in one bite.
B!tchen
Something so awesome it makes your enemies jealous and your friends proud
That shirt was b! tchen, my enemies started crying.
My friend’s new dog is b! tchen, and I’m now the most popular kid in school.
The pizza was b! tchen, and I fought my brother for the last slice.
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