Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The place you end up when your dumb luck runs out and your brain still thinks it’s 2003.

My cousin lives in the basement. He still thinks he’s a rockstar.

I moved to the basement because I failed algebra twice.

My mom’s basement is where I go to hide from my dad’s rants.

2

A prison for people who forgot how to be human and still think they’re special.

My brother’s in the basement. He forgot how to use a phone.

I went to the basement because my life is a mess.

My friend’s in the basement. He thinks he’s a king.

3

The final destination for people who tried to be cool and failed at it.

I’m in the basement because I tried to be a rapper and failed.

My sister’s in the basement. She still thinks she’s a model.

My uncle lives in the basement. He thinks he’s a DJ.

4

Where people go when they think they’re above everyone else but still get kicked out of the main house.

My dad kicked me to the basement because I talked back.

My cousin was sent to the basement for eating all the snacks.

My brother’s in the basement because he broke the TV.

5

The last stop for people who still think they’re good enough but no one else agrees.

I’m in the basement because I failed my math test again.

My sister’s in the basement because she got in trouble at school.

My uncle lives in the basement because he got fired.

6

The place where people go when they’re too lazy to move out but still think they’re too good for the main house.

I live in the basement because I’m too lazy to move out.

My friend’s in the basement because he thinks he’s too good for the main house.

My mom’s in the basement because she’s too lazy to clean.