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b&g
You have the 'Bubble Gutts' when you need to pee so bad it feels like your stomach is a lava pit. You're also probably exploding with farts.
He texted, 'I have the Bubble Gutts and I’m dying.'
She posted, 'Bubble Gutts at 3 AM, no mercy.'
He said, 'Bubble Gutts, I'm going to explode.'
b&g
B/G is like when you accidentally bump into a boob or butt. It’s not sexy, it’s just awkward and stupid.
He said, 'I had a B/G and it was the worst thing ever.'
She posted, 'B/G at the grocery store, I’m so embarrassed.'
He texted, 'I did a B/G and it was just a grab and a groan.'
B/A Ratio
The B/A Ratio is how big a girl's boobs are compared to her arms. Big boobs and tiny arms = a hot ratio. Big arms and tiny boobs = a sad ratio. It’s like the ultimate body math problem, and you’re the dummy solving it.
My B/A ratio is 10/2. I’m basically a boob cylinder.
He asked me my B/A ratio. I said, ‘I’m 42D and I have the arms of a 12-year-old.’
My B/A ratio is 1. I’m a perfect 10, but I’m also a perfect 10 arm flail.
B/A Ratio
G to B Ratio is how many girls are at a party compared to the number of boys. Too many girls = boys get nervous. Too many boys = girls get annoyed. It's like a dance-off, but with people instead of robots.
The G to B ratio at the party was 10:1. The boys were like, ‘We are not fighting.’
G to B ratio of 1:100. The girls were like, ‘We’re here to party, not to be tortured.’
G to B ratio was 50:1. The boys were all in the corner, whispering about escape plans.
B.Ā.B.
A woman who walks in with her head held high and makes sure everyone knows she's the main event. She's got goals, she's got game, and she's not afraid to tell you to shut up and let her shine.
I walked in and he immediately forgot my name. Classic move.
She told the manager to give me a raise or else. He gave me a raise.
She said I was cute but not good enough. I got a new job.
B.Ā.B.
A woman who doesn't just show up, she shows up and makes sure you remember it. She's got the looks, the attitude, and the power to make your day or break it.
She showed up to my party and took my boy. He still owes me money.
She called my boss a donkey and got a promotion.
She texted me at 3 a. m. and told me to stop being a loser.
B.Ā.B.
A woman who's so good at her job, she makes your job look like a joke. She doesn't need anyone's approval, she just needs to be the best.
She got promoted and I got a warning. Classic.
She said my presentation was a disgrace. It was.
She texted me and said I was a disgrace. I was.
B.Ā.B.
A woman who's not just good, she's the best. She's got the confidence of a lion and the attitude of a hyena. She doesn't need anyone to like her, she just needs them to know her name.
She walked in and my boss forgot my name. Classic.
She told my boy he was a disgrace. He got a new job.
She said I was cute but not good enough. I got a new job.
B.Ā.B.
A woman who doesn't just walk in, she walks in and takes over. She's got the looks, the smarts, and the attitude to back it up. She doesn't need anyone to like her, she just needs them to know her name.
She showed up and my boss forgot my name. Classic.
She said my boy was a disgrace. He got a new job.
She told me I was cute but not good enough. I got a new job.
B.simone
B. simone is a hot mess who laughs like a maniac and talks like she owns the place.
B. simone just walked in and the whole room went silent. Then she laughed like a hyena and said, 'What's up, peasants?'
She texted me, 'I'm not late, I'm fashionably wrong.'
At the party, she drank three shots and started a rap battle with the DJ.
B.simone
B. simone is a loud mouth with a smile that could charm a ghost and a laugh that could wake the dead.
She texted me during church: 'This hymn is trash. I'm leaving.'
At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier for not knowing what a 'muffin top' was.
She turned a normal pizza night into a full-blown concert.
B.simone
B. simone is the kind of person who turns a boring day into a disaster and makes it look good.
She showed up to my birthday party in pajamas and a crown and said, 'This is a royal event.'
She texted me, 'I'm not tired, I'm just energized by my own greatness.'
She turned a simple group chat into a war between 'pizza' and 'pasta.'
B.o.t Energy
The person who smells like a rotten ball and thinks they're the king of the party. They stink up the room and act like it's a compliment.
They showed up to the concert and smelled like a gym sock. No one knew what hit them.
At the sleepover, they took off their shirt and it was like a science experiment went wrong.
He tried to impress us with his 'signature scent' and it was just a bunch of expired deodorant.
B.o.t Energy
That one guy who smells like a fart and thinks he's cool. He’s the reason the air feels like it’s trying to escape.
At the bus stop, he leaned in close and said, 'Hey, what's your name?' and I almost passed out.
She brought a lunch that smelled like a dead animal and called it 'artisanal.'
He sat next to me on the plane and smelled like old shoes and regret.
B.o.t Energy
The person who smells like a week-old pizza and thinks they're a legend. They’re the reason the whole room starts to sweat.
He showed up to the party and said, 'I’m here to bring the vibe,' and the vibe was a fart.
She walked into the classroom and the teacher asked, 'Who let the garbage can in here?'
He sat in the car and the whole family had to hold their breath for the rest of the trip.
B.o.t Energy
The guy who smells like he lived in a trash can and thinks he's the best. He’s the reason everyone starts to breathe through their mouths.
He leaned in and whispered, 'Hey, you want to be friends?' and I ran away.
She came to the meeting and the whole team started wearing masks.
He sat next to me in math class and I thought I was going to die from the smell.
B.o.t Energy
That person who smells like a moldy sock and thinks they're the vibe. They're the reason the whole room starts to cry.
He walked in and said, 'I'm here to make this epic,' and the only thing epic was the smell.
She came to the concert and the crowd started to run for their lives.
He sat next to me in the restaurant and the waiter brought a fan.
B.o.b.a.f.u.b.
A big, ugly, smelly woman who makes your nose hurt just by walking by.
My cousin’s aunt walked in and I instantly wanted to cry.
The lunch lady at school is a B. O. B. A. F. U. B.
My mom’s best friend is a B. O. B. A. F. U. B. and she eats cheese for breakfast.
B.o.b.a.f.u.b.
A woman so ugly she could scare a ghost and make it run away screaming.
That woman at the mall looked like she was born in a trash can.
My neighbor’s dog ran away when he saw her.
My teacher’s sister is a B. O. B. A. F. U. B. and she wears socks with sandals.
B.o.b.a.f.u.b.
A woman so fat and ugly she could take down a wrestling team by herself.
She sat down and the chair broke like it was weak.
She walked in and the whole class laughed.
She ate a whole pizza and still looked like a B. O. B. A. F. U. B.
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