B.o.b.a.f.u.b.

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A big, ugly, smelly woman who makes your nose hurt just by walking by.

My cousin’s aunt walked in and I instantly wanted to cry.

The lunch lady at school is a B. O. B. A. F. U. B.

My mom’s best friend is a B. O. B. A. F. U. B. and she eats cheese for breakfast.

A woman so ugly she could scare a ghost and make it run away screaming.

That woman at the mall looked like she was born in a trash can.

My neighbor’s dog ran away when he saw her.

My teacher’s sister is a B. O. B. A. F. U. B. and she wears socks with sandals.

A woman so fat and ugly she could take down a wrestling team by herself.

She sat down and the chair broke like it was weak.

She walked in and the whole class laughed.

She ate a whole pizza and still looked like a B. O. B. A. F. U. B.

A woman so ugly she could make a dragon cry and a troll run for his life.

She came into the room and my dog hid under the couch.

She wore a dress and it looked like it was trying to escape.

She walked by and my brother turned into a tomato.

A woman so big and ugly she could be a monster in a horror movie and no one would believe it was real.

She walked in and I thought I was watching a horror movie.

She sat down and the floor creaked like it was in pain.

She ate a whole cake and still looked like a B. O. B. A. F. U. B.

A woman so ugly she could make a clown cry and a vampire run away screaming.

She came into the room and my brother fainted.

She wore a hat and it looked like it was trying to leave.

She walked by and my dog ran out of the house.