B.Ā.B.

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A place where you sleep and eat breakfast, but sometimes it's just a fancy way of saying you're paying for a room and a bad omelet.
My B&B had eggs that looked like they were fried by a madman.
I stayed at a B&B and the bed was harder than my ex's heart.
The B&B said no pets, but I brought my dog and he ended up eating the breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you get a back rub and a blow job, and you're too tired to care if it's worth it.
My B&B was more like a B&B with extra perks, and I didn't complain.
I got a back rub and a blow job, and I didn't even ask for it.
The B&B was just a fancy way of saying I was getting laid and massaged at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A ship name or a show, but mostly it's a way to say Booth and Brennen are the main characters in a show called Bones, and they're probably going to solve a murder.
B&B is the show where Booth and Brennen solve crimes like it's their job.
I watched B&B and I was like, 'These people are good at their job.'
B&B is the show where the main characters are always arguing and solving crimes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Boobs and butt, but also the reason you're at a party and you're not leaving.
B&B is why I stayed at that party even though I wanted to leave.
B&B is the reason I'm here and I don't want to leave.
B&B is the reason I'm happy and I don't care about the music.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A secret code for Bitches and Brews, but it's also a way to say you're going to a party and it's probably going to be good.
B&B is like a secret code that only cool people know.
I used B&B to tell my friend I was going to a party and it was going to be good.
B&B is the reason I showed up to that party and I wasn't even sure if it was going to be good.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A way to say you're going to a party, but you're also saying it's going to be good, and you're probably going to have a good time.
B&B is why I went to that party and I had a good time.
I said B&B and I knew I was going to have a good time.
B&B is the reason I showed up and I wasn't even sure if it was going to be good.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Bullshit and Blasphemy, but also the reason you're telling someone they're full of crap.
B&B is what I said when my friend told me the world was going to end.
B&B is what I said when my teacher told me I was going to fail.
B&B is what I said when my mom told me I was going to be late again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you grab someone's butt and balls at the same time and it feels like you're getting hit by a truck.
B&B is when you grab someone's butt and balls and it feels like you're getting hit by a truck.
I did a B&B and it felt like I was getting hit by a truck.
B&B is when you're trying to be funny but you're just being awkward.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who walks in with her head held high and makes sure everyone knows she's the main event. She's got goals, she's got game, and she's not afraid to tell you to shut up and let her shine.
I walked in and he immediately forgot my name. Classic move.
She told the manager to give me a raise or else. He gave me a raise.
She said I was cute but not good enough. I got a new job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who doesn't just show up, she shows up and makes sure you remember it. She's got the looks, the attitude, and the power to make your day or break it.
She showed up to my party and took my boy. He still owes me money.
She called my boss a donkey and got a promotion.
She texted me at 3 a. m. and told me to stop being a loser.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who's so good at her job, she makes your job look like a joke. She doesn't need anyone's approval, she just needs to be the best.
She got promoted and I got a warning. Classic.
She said my presentation was a disgrace. It was.
She texted me and said I was a disgrace. I was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who's not just good, she's the best. She's got the confidence of a lion and the attitude of a hyena. She doesn't need anyone to like her, she just needs them to know her name.
She walked in and my boss forgot my name. Classic.
She told my boy he was a disgrace. He got a new job.
She said I was cute but not good enough. I got a new job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who doesn't just walk in, she walks in and takes over. She's got the looks, the smarts, and the attitude to back it up. She doesn't need anyone to like her, she just needs them to know her name.
She showed up and my boss forgot my name. Classic.
She said my boy was a disgrace. He got a new job.
She told me I was cute but not good enough. I got a new job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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