B.Ā.B.
A woman who doesn't just show up, she shows up and makes sure you remember it. She's got the looks, the attitude, and the power to make your day or break it.
She showed up to my party and took my boy. He still owes me money.
She called my boss a donkey and got a promotion.
She texted me at 3 a. m. and told me to stop being a loser.