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A Kelsey Johnson
Your friend's girlfriend's ugly lazy-eyed roommate who's a total whore and can't keep her legs closed. She's the reason your friend's life is a mess.
She tried to flirt with my dad at the grocery store. My dad asked her if she was high.
She texted my friend, 'I'm coming over. You're not wearing pants.'
She took my friend's Johnson like it was a subway ride.
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A Kelsey Johnson
A stupid, flat, unfaithful, fat, white girl who thinks she's hot and always cheats on you if you don't date her.
She broke up with me because I didn't ask her to prom. Then she dated my best friend.
She told my friend, 'I'm dating your brother now. You're just a backup plan.'
She cheated on me with my uncle. I saw them at the mall.
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A Kelly
A Kelly is when you're so drunk on a work trip that you miss your flight and end up sleeping in a airport bathroom.
I flew to Tokyo for a conference and came back as a human toilet.
I missed my flight because I tried to drink a whole bottle of vodka in 10 minutes.
I got so wasted I thought the airport was a fancy bar.
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A Kelly
A Kelly is a hot girl who acts like she's got it all together, but she's actually been through hell and still smiles like a fool.
She's like a unicorn who also went through a divorce.
She's beautiful, smart, and still got time to text me at 3 AM.
She's the kind of girl who makes your heart go boom, even when she's busy crying in the shower.
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A Kelly
A Kelly is a saint who’s been through hell and still manages to be a total joy to be around.
She’s like a holy cow who also has a sense of humor.
She’s been through enough to write a book, but still makes me laugh every day.
She’s the kind of person who can make your bad day feel like a miracle.
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A Kelly
A Kelly is the kind of girl who loves you like a mad person and will never let you go unless you make her cry.
She’s the kind of girl who texts you at 2 AM just to make sure you’re okay.
She’s like a puppy who loves you and won’t stop barking until you come home.
She’s the kind of girl who will stay with you even when you act like a total idiot.
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A Kelly
A Kelly is a goddess who can fix your life even when you act like a total disaster.
She turned my life from a disaster to a five-star hotel.
She’s like a magic wand for my brain and my heart.
She’s the kind of girl who can take your mess and turn it into a masterpiece.
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A Kelly
A Kelly is just perfect, and you should be thankful you know one.
She’s like a rainbow in a world full of gray.
She’s perfect, and I’m not even mad about it.
She’s the best thing that ever happened to me, and I’m not going to let her go.
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A Kelly
A Kelly is the only girl you’ll ever need, and you should be lucky enough to have her.
She’s the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat every time she texts you.
She’s like the sun in your life, and you can’t live without her.
She’s the only person who knows you better than you know yourself, and that’s a gift.
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A Kelley
To be a total mess, you beg for stuff, hog the bathroom, drag skanks in and then ditch them, cuddle like a lovesick toddler, make a mess and never clean it, walk around naked, and take whatever you want without caring if it’s funny.
I just got bogarted in the bathroom again. This is the third time this week.
He brought a skank in and left her in the hallway. Classic Kelley.
Why is he shirtless in the middle of the day? It's not even cool anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Kelley
To be a total mess, you beg for stuff, hog the bathroom, drag skanks in and then ditch them, cuddle like a lovesick toddler, make a mess and never clean it, walk around naked, and take whatever you want without caring if it’s funny.
I just got bogarted in the bathroom again. This is the third time this week.
He brought a skank in and left her in the hallway. Classic Kelley.
Why is he shirtless in the middle of the day? It's not even cool anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Kelley
The e-girl who thinks every TikTok meme is gold, but she's still kind of cute, sometimes she's too lazy to even bother wearing makeup.
She used that same dumb TikTok meme for three different posts. It’s not even funny anymore.
She showed up to class with no eyeliner. She’s lazy.
She said she was going to do her hair but just put on a hat instead.
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A Kelley
The real Irish name, these people are hot, witty, and love nature more than they love you.
He said he was going to the woods, and I haven’t seen him since.
She made a joke about the rain and I laughed for ten minutes.
He’s got a laugh that could make a tree fall over.
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A Kelley
A pill with MDMA, magnesium (so you can clench your jaw like a madman), and 5-HTP (so you can feel good and not be a total grump).
I took one and started clenching my jaw so hard I thought it would break.
She took two and started crying about the sky.
He took one and forgot his name for an hour.
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A Kelley
The most perfect woman on earth, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a body that makes people stop and stare.
She walked in and every guy in the room forgot how to breathe.
He said she was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. I believed him.
She turned around and I lost my mind.
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A Kelley
Kelley is the best girl in the world, she's hilarious, she makes people laugh, and she's got the kind of personality that turns strangers into best friends.
She told a joke and the whole class started laughing like it was the end of the world.
She smiled at me and I instantly felt better.
She’s the kind of girl who could turn a bad day into a great one just by showing up.
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A Kellen
A Kellen is the worst kind of idiot. Also a guy who won’t stop hitting on you like you’re his last hope. Not a real name, though it should be.
You: What’s your name? Him: Kellen. You: Are you trying to get me to like you? Him: No. You: Yes. You are.
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A Kellen
A Kellen is someone who works like a dog, but only when he feels like it. He’s strong, stubborn, and doesn’t take no for an answer. He doesn’t care about school or anyone who doesn’t like him.
He stayed up all night to finish his homework. Why? Because he had to. He did it. He won’t tell you that.
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A Kellen
Kellens are the kind of people who laugh at your jokes, but also cry at your problems. They’re weird, but they’re good. If you date one, you’re set for life.
He cried when I broke up with him. I didn’t. He told me he would cry again if I dated someone else.
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A Kellen
A Kellen is the best person you’ve ever met. He’s smart, funny, and he loves you. If you don’t know one, you’re missing out on life.
He told me he would die if I didn’t love him back. I said I would too.
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