A Kelsey Johnson
A stupid, flat, unfaithful, fat, white girl who thinks she's hot and always cheats on you if you don't date her.
She broke up with me because I didn't ask her to prom. Then she dated my best friend.
She told my friend, 'I'm dating your brother now. You're just a backup plan.'
She cheated on me with my uncle. I saw them at the mall.