A Kelley

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To be a total mess, you beg for stuff, hog the bathroom, drag skanks in and then ditch them, cuddle like a lovesick toddler, make a mess and never clean it, walk around naked, and take whatever you want without caring if it’s funny.
I just got bogarted in the bathroom again. This is the third time this week.
He brought a skank in and left her in the hallway. Classic Kelley.
Why is he shirtless in the middle of the day? It's not even cool anymore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To be a total mess, you beg for stuff, hog the bathroom, drag skanks in and then ditch them, cuddle like a lovesick toddler, make a mess and never clean it, walk around naked, and take whatever you want without caring if it’s funny.
I just got bogarted in the bathroom again. This is the third time this week.
He brought a skank in and left her in the hallway. Classic Kelley.
Why is he shirtless in the middle of the day? It's not even cool anymore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The e-girl who thinks every TikTok meme is gold, but she's still kind of cute, sometimes she's too lazy to even bother wearing makeup.
She used that same dumb TikTok meme for three different posts. It’s not even funny anymore.
She showed up to class with no eyeliner. She’s lazy.
She said she was going to do her hair but just put on a hat instead.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The real Irish name, these people are hot, witty, and love nature more than they love you.
He said he was going to the woods, and I haven’t seen him since.
She made a joke about the rain and I laughed for ten minutes.
He’s got a laugh that could make a tree fall over.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pill with MDMA, magnesium (so you can clench your jaw like a madman), and 5-HTP (so you can feel good and not be a total grump).
I took one and started clenching my jaw so hard I thought it would break.
She took two and started crying about the sky.
He took one and forgot his name for an hour.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most perfect woman on earth, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a body that makes people stop and stare.
She walked in and every guy in the room forgot how to breathe.
He said she was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. I believed him.
She turned around and I lost my mind.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Kelley is the best girl in the world, she's hilarious, she makes people laugh, and she's got the kind of personality that turns strangers into best friends.
She told a joke and the whole class started laughing like it was the end of the world.
She smiled at me and I instantly felt better.
She’s the kind of girl who could turn a bad day into a great one just by showing up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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