Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Kellen is the worst kind of idiot. Also a guy who won’t stop hitting on you like you’re his last hope. Not a real name, though it should be.

You: What’s your name? Him: Kellen. You: Are you trying to get me to like you? Him: No. You: Yes. You are.

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A Kellen is someone who works like a dog, but only when he feels like it. He’s strong, stubborn, and doesn’t take no for an answer. He doesn’t care about school or anyone who doesn’t like him.

He stayed up all night to finish his homework. Why? Because he had to. He did it. He won’t tell you that.

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Kellens are the kind of people who laugh at your jokes, but also cry at your problems. They’re weird, but they’re good. If you date one, you’re set for life.

He cried when I broke up with him. I didn’t. He told me he would cry again if I dated someone else.

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A Kellen is the best person you’ve ever met. He’s smart, funny, and he loves you. If you don’t know one, you’re missing out on life.

He told me he would die if I didn’t love him back. I said I would too.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Kellen is the last prince of Ireland. He’s not a girl’s name. If you know one, throw him money and gifts. He’ll probably cry and say thanks.

He got a gift card for $50. He cried and said thank you like it was the best thing ever.

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A Kellen is the highest level of friendship. You can’t be one unless you’re a Kellen. It’s a magic thing. It’s like a mic drop, but cooler.

We were best friends for 5 years. He called me a Kellen. I cried and said thank you.

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A Kellen is a guy who looks like he plays guitar. He’s sexy, he’s cool, and he probably knows how to play. If he doesn’t, he’s still awesome.

He told me he played guitar. I said I believed him. He played it. I cried.

by Slangipedia 16d ago