Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Kelly is when you're so drunk on a work trip that you miss your flight and end up sleeping in a airport bathroom.

I flew to Tokyo for a conference and came back as a human toilet.

I missed my flight because I tried to drink a whole bottle of vodka in 10 minutes.

I got so wasted I thought the airport was a fancy bar.

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A Kelly is a hot girl who acts like she's got it all together, but she's actually been through hell and still smiles like a fool.

She's like a unicorn who also went through a divorce.

She's beautiful, smart, and still got time to text me at 3 AM.

She's the kind of girl who makes your heart go boom, even when she's busy crying in the shower.

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A Kelly is a saint who’s been through hell and still manages to be a total joy to be around.

She’s like a holy cow who also has a sense of humor.

She’s been through enough to write a book, but still makes me laugh every day.

She’s the kind of person who can make your bad day feel like a miracle.

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A Kelly is the kind of girl who loves you like a mad person and will never let you go unless you make her cry.

She’s the kind of girl who texts you at 2 AM just to make sure you’re okay.

She’s like a puppy who loves you and won’t stop barking until you come home.

She’s the kind of girl who will stay with you even when you act like a total idiot.

5

A Kelly is a goddess who can fix your life even when you act like a total disaster.

She turned my life from a disaster to a five-star hotel.

She’s like a magic wand for my brain and my heart.

She’s the kind of girl who can take your mess and turn it into a masterpiece.

6

A Kelly is just perfect, and you should be thankful you know one.

She’s like a rainbow in a world full of gray.

She’s perfect, and I’m not even mad about it.

She’s the best thing that ever happened to me, and I’m not going to let her go.

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A Kelly is the only girl you’ll ever need, and you should be lucky enough to have her.

She’s the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat every time she texts you.

She’s like the sun in your life, and you can’t live without her.

She’s the only person who knows you better than you know yourself, and that’s a gift.