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A Santos
A Santos is a guy who acts like he’s cool, but he’s actually a soft-hearted f*** who cries when he sees a sad dog and gives you the best hugs like you’re his only friend.
“He’s the guy who cried when my dog died, but still said he was cool.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy who hugged me like I was his long lost love.”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who never cheats, but still has a huge ego.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Santos
A Santos is an Asian guy who thinks he’s Mexican or a Native American, but everyone knows he’s just trying to fit in and avoid being called a f***ing Asian.
“He’s Asian, but he thinks he’s a Native American. It’s like he’s trying to avoid being called an Asian.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s like a fake Mexican who’s just trying to impress his grandma.”, @Biden
“He’s an Asian who’s pretending to be a Native American, and it’s not working.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Santos
A Santos is the type of guy who can’t say no, even if you ask him to carry a cow up a mountain, and he always has the best hair ever, like it was styled by a f***ing angel.
“He said yes to everything, even when I asked him to carry a cow up a mountain.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy with the best hair, like a angel did it.”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who said yes to everything, even when I asked him to dance with a goat.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Santos
A Santos is a guy who hates toes so much, he thinks you have the same toes as him, even though you’re like, "Bro, I don’t even have toes."
“He thinks we have the same toes, even though I don’t have toes.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s like, 'We share toes!' but I’m like, 'Bro, I don’t even have toes.'”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who thinks we have the same toes, even though I’m toe-less.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Santos
A Santos is a hot guy with a big brain, a bigger ego, and a huge package that could make a cow jealous. He’s the guy you wish you were.
“He’s hot, smart, and has a package that could make a cow jealous.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy who makes every girl wish they were him.”, @Biden
“He’s like a god with a huge package and a brain.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you lose your mind like a toddler who just got told he can't have dessert.
"I quit! I quit!", said by a man who just got yelled at by his boss for eating a muffin at 3 p. m.
"Why did I sign up for this?", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.
"I’m going to find a new job and I’m going to find it in a different state.", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you start crying like a baby, stuttering like a drunk parrot, and people laugh at you like you're a joke.
"I’m not crying, I’m just…", said by a man who’s sobbing in the breakroom.
"I’m not stuttering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s trying to explain why he quit his job.
"I’m not blubbering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s on the verge of a breakdown.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you make a fool of yourself so bad that people laugh at you until their sides hurt.
"I’m not embarrassing myself, I’m just…", said by a man who just walked into the wrong meeting wearing pajamas.
"I’m not making a fool of myself, I’m just…", said by a man who just yelled at a coworker in front of the entire office.
"I’m not being mocked, I’m just…", said by a man who just got asked why he’s wearing a hat to work on a Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when your life goes from okay to absolute garbage in about five seconds.
"I’m not failing at life, I’m just…", said by a man who just got fired.
"I’m not living in a sad state, I’m just…", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.
"I’m not in a bad spot, I’m just…", said by a man who just got yelled at for eating a muffin at 3 p. m.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you chase love like it's the last piece of pizza and forget everything else.
"I’m not chasing fantasy, I’m just…", said by a man who just started dating his coworker.
"I’m not escaping my problems, I’m just…", said by a man who just quit his job to be with his soulmate.
"I’m not risking my career, I’m just…", said by a man who just got fired for dating his coworker.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sandy Osama
When two guys are going at it, but their beards are so scratchy they rip each other’s wieners to shreds.
My beard is like a cheese grater and I'm getting it from both sides.
We were going strong until my beard came out like a piranha.
He looked like he got attacked by a raccoon during sex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sandy Osama
Two dudes trying to get it on, but their beards are so rough they end up looking like they got beaten by a goat.
We were going at it until my beard came out like a cat scratcher.
He looked like he got run over by a beard train.
I was halfway through and my beard turned into a beard war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sandy Osama
When two guys try to get busy, but their beards are so scratchy they end up looking like they got flogged by a beard army.
My beard came out like a dragon and he got eaten by it.
He looked like he got dragged through a beard forest.
We were getting it on until my beard came out like a beard tornado.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanddusky
When you tease little boys in the shower after gym class and make them cry because you're a cruel monster.
I got sanddusky'd by the big guys again today. I still have soap in my hair.
They took my towel and made me stand in the cold water like a baby.
I did sanddusky to the new kid. He cried so hard he made the shower floor wet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanddusky
The worst kind of torture in the locker room when you mess with little boys while they're getting cleaned up.
I was sanddusky'd so bad I had to wear a towel on my head for the rest of the day.
They laughed at me when I slipped on the wet floor. That's sanddusky.
The sanddusky started when I got soap in my eyes. I still can't see straight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanddusky
When you annoy little boys in the shower until they beg you to stop and promise they'll never tell anyone.
I got sanddusky'd so much I promised I'd never say a word about it. I lied.
They kept squirting me with the shower head until I begged for mercy.
I was sanddusky'd so hard I didn't even want to go to gym class anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is when three guys line up and the middle one yanks the other two off like they’re bad at sex.
My cousin tried to be a samurai, but he got yanked off twice.
I saw my uncle do it in the bathroom.
My teacher said, ‘If you don’t get this, you’re the outside man.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is the biggest group of people on YouTube. They’re run by a guy named Coryxkenshin, who’s basically a god.
I joined the samurai just to get free memes.
Coryxkenshin said I was the best samurai ever.
My mom’s a samurai now because she watched 10 hours of videos.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is a Japanese guy who wore a sword and fought like a crazy person. He was super rich and got to be a lord.
My grandpa said he was a samurai once.
My friend tried to be one but got beaten up.
I drew a samurai on my math test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is a rich Japanese fighter who had to follow a strict rule of being super loyal and awesome. If they messed up, they would cut themselves open like it was a party.
My brother tried to be a samurai and got cut open.
I watched a samurai cut himself open on TikTok.
My mom said she would cut herself open if I failed math.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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