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A Memer
A memer is a grandma who is also a French Canadian and has the power to make everything funny.
Texted my grandma a meme with ‘You’re the best grandma’
Posted a meme of my grandma with ‘This is how I feel every day’
Texted my grandma a meme with ‘You’re the funniest grandma’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin kid
A Melvin kid is someone who can’t even stand up without looking like a sad, sweaty potato.
My cousin got called a Melvin kid because he cried when he failed math.
That kid in class is a Melvin kid, he wears glasses and eats a sandwich for lunch.
My mom said I’m a Melvin kid because I flunked gym and still wear pajamas to school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin kid
A Melvin kid is like a human version of a failed science experiment.
My brother is a Melvin kid, he failed art and still wears his socks inside out.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he talks to his plants and cries at cartoons.
I got called a Melvin kid because I spilled my juice and couldn’t even wipe it up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin kid
A Melvin kid is someone who looks like they just lost a fight with a couch and a bag of chips.
My neighbor is a Melvin kid, he eats cereal for dinner and wears a hat to bed.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he got kicked out of lunch for talking too much.
My friend is a Melvin kid, he cried when his pet goldfish died.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin kid
A Melvin kid is someone who’s so soft they could be used as a pillow.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he cried when he fell off the swings.
My little brother is a Melvin kid, he wears a hoodie to bed and eats pizza for breakfast.
My teacher called me a Melvin kid because I flunked spelling and still wear my pajamas in class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin kid
A Melvin kid is someone who looks like they were born in a library and never left.
My cousin is a Melvin kid, he wears glasses and reads books in the bathroom.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he got kicked out of gym for being too quiet.
My friend is a Melvin kid, he cried when he spilled his juice and couldn’t even clean it up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin kid
A Melvin kid is someone who’s so weak they could be used as a doorknob.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he cried when he fell off the slide.
My brother is a Melvin kid, he eats cereal for dinner and wears socks inside out.
My friend is a Melvin kid, he flunked math and still wears pajamas to school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin
A Melvin is like a weak peenie that doesn't even have the guts to come out. It just plops out like a sad excuse for a snack.
Bro, my Melvin was worse than my dad's second marriage.
I had a Melvin so weak, my dog laughed at me.
My Melvin was like a leaky faucet, slow, annoying, and never done.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin
A Melvin is a band so loud, they made Kurt Cobain cry. They’re like the grunge gods, but with more dirt and fewer fashion choices.
Melvin’s music was so loud, my cat ran away.
They’re the reason I dropped out of band class.
I listened to Melvin so much, my mom thought I was in a cult.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin
A Melvin is a band so good, they could beat your grandma in a talent show. They’ve been around so long, they’ve probably seen your dad’s first tattoo.
Melvin’s music is better than my math teacher’s voice.
They’ve been around since before my mom’s hair started thinning.
They’re so good, even my dog dances to their music.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin
A Melvin is the definition of awesome. It’s like when your mom gives you a gold star, but also a free pizza.
Melvin is so awesome, I named my goldfish after them.
They’re the reason I got straight A’s in school.
Melvin is the best, like my dad’s second marriage, but better.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin
A Melvin is a ninja so powerful, he could beat Chuck Norris in a karate match. He’s like a walking legend with a side of drama.
Melvin could beat my dad in a karate match.
He’s so powerful, he could beat my teacher’s dad.
Melvin is the ninja king, and I’m just a peasant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin
A Melvin is a guy so hot, he could make your crush jealous. He’s like a walking dream with a side of homework.
Melvin is hotter than my crush’s mom.
He’s so hot, my dog stared at him for ten minutes.
He’s like a walking dream, and I’m just a sad student.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melvin
A Melvin is a wedgie so bad, it feels like your pants are trying to murder you. It’s like your butt is screaming for help.
Melvin gave me a wedgie so bad, my pants were crying.
It was like my butt was on fire.
My Melvin was so bad, my mom called the police.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melting Moment
big butt people having sweaty butt sex
My cousin's butt was so big it looked like a meatloaf. He had sex with his aunt and it was like a meatloaf party.
My uncle had sex with his grandma and it was like a whole family picnic.
My neighbor had sex with his dog and it was like a meatball sub.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melting Moment
you give your partner a blumpkin and save the poop he took and freeze it. then you use the poop as a dildo and let it melt in your butt so you can poop out his poop
I gave my girlfriend a blumpkin and saved her poop. I froze it and used it like a dildo. Then I pooped out her poop and it was like a poop show.
My brother gave me a blumpkin and I froze his poop. Then I used it like a dildo and pooped out his poop. It was like a poop movie.
My mom gave me a blumpkin and I saved her poop. I froze it and used it as a dildo. Then I pooped out her poop and it was like a poop concert.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melting Moment
you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob while he is taking a dump) and pull it out of the toilet and freeze it. then you use it as a dildo and let the poop slowly melt in your butt so you can poop out his poop
I gave my dad a blumpkin while he was taking a dump. I pulled it out of the toilet and froze it. Then I used it as a dildo and pooped out his poop. It was like a poop dream.
My sister gave me a blumpkin and I pulled it out of the toilet and froze it. Then I used it as a dildo and pooped out her poop. It was like a poop adventure.
I gave my brother a blumpkin and pulled it out of the toilet and froze it. Then I used it as a dildo and pooped out his poop. It was like a poop nightmare.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melteer
A melteer is someone who pings people in Discord until they scream or cry.
@everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone
I pinged them 5 times and they quit the server
Melteer: 5 pings. Victim: 5 heart attacks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melteer
A melteer is a person who pings people so much it feels like a curse.
I got pings at 2 am and I was still awake
Melteer pings me in the middle of a Zoom call
They pinged me 5 times during my lunch break.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Melteer
A melteer is like a ping monster that won't stop until you’re dead.
They pinged me until my phone died
I got pings while I was taking a shower
Melteer pings me even when I’m sleeping.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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