A Melvin kid

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A Melvin kid is someone who can’t even stand up without looking like a sad, sweaty potato.
My cousin got called a Melvin kid because he cried when he failed math.
That kid in class is a Melvin kid, he wears glasses and eats a sandwich for lunch.
My mom said I’m a Melvin kid because I flunked gym and still wear pajamas to school.
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A Melvin kid is like a human version of a failed science experiment.
My brother is a Melvin kid, he failed art and still wears his socks inside out.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he talks to his plants and cries at cartoons.
I got called a Melvin kid because I spilled my juice and couldn’t even wipe it up.
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A Melvin kid is someone who looks like they just lost a fight with a couch and a bag of chips.
My neighbor is a Melvin kid, he eats cereal for dinner and wears a hat to bed.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he got kicked out of lunch for talking too much.
My friend is a Melvin kid, he cried when his pet goldfish died.
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A Melvin kid is someone who’s so soft they could be used as a pillow.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he cried when he fell off the swings.
My little brother is a Melvin kid, he wears a hoodie to bed and eats pizza for breakfast.
My teacher called me a Melvin kid because I flunked spelling and still wear my pajamas in class.
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A Melvin kid is someone who looks like they were born in a library and never left.
My cousin is a Melvin kid, he wears glasses and reads books in the bathroom.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he got kicked out of gym for being too quiet.
My friend is a Melvin kid, he cried when he spilled his juice and couldn’t even clean it up.
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A Melvin kid is someone who’s so weak they could be used as a doorknob.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he cried when he fell off the slide.
My brother is a Melvin kid, he eats cereal for dinner and wears socks inside out.
My friend is a Melvin kid, he flunked math and still wears pajamas to school.
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