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Baaqir
the kind of person who can turn a normal day into a disaster that smells like burnt toast and regret
Baaqir walked into the kitchen, flipped the lights off, and said, 'Now you're in my world.' I got a burnt toast and a headache.
Baaqir told my teacher, 'You're not a teacher. You're a confused parrot.' She gave me extra homework.
Baaqir showed up at my birthday party and started arguing with my cake. The cake lost.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaqir
a human who thinks they're a superhero, but they're just really good at being a menace
Baaqir walked into my classroom and said, 'I'm here to fight the math monsters.' I got a 20 on my test and a bruise on my arm.
Baaqir told my dad, 'You're not a man. You're a tired sock.' My dad cried and got a new sock.
Baaqir showed up at the mall and told the security guard, 'You're not a guard. You're a lost banana.' He got fired.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaqir
a human who can make even the most boring day feel like a war zone with popcorn and insults
Baaqir walked into my lunch break and said, 'I'm here to fight the sandwich.' I got a standing ovation and a bruised sandwich.
Baaqir told my mom, 'You're not a woman. You're a tired sock.' My mom cried and got a new sock.
Baaqir showed up at my soccer game and said, 'I'm here to fight the goalpost.' The goalpost ran away.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaqil
A gamer who thinks he's the king of Apex Legends, but he's just a tryhard who gets salty when he loses. He's too stressed to win, but he's still a decent guy if he'd stop being a crybaby.
"I got eliminated in the second round, I'm gonna rage-quit this game!", Baaqil, after getting sniped by a noob.
"I'm gonna beat this guy, I swear!", Baaqil, after losing 3 times in a row.
"I didn't even get a kill, I'm gonna cry.", Baaqil, after dying to a clown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaqil
A guy who plays games like Apex Legends like it's his job, but he's just a tryhard who can't handle losing. He's a good guy, but he needs to chill out and stop being a drama queen.
"I got sniped by a noob, I'm gonna rage-quit.", Baaqil, after getting eliminated in the first round.
"I'm gonna beat this guy, I swear!", Baaqil, after losing again.
"I didn't even get a kill, I'm gonna throw my controller.", Baaqil, after dying to a clown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaqil
A gamer who plays Apex Legends like it's his life, but he's just a tryhard who can't handle losing. He's a good guy, but he needs to stop being a salty noob and learn to chill.
"I got eliminated again, I'm gonna cry.", Baaqil, after getting sniped by a noob.
"I'm gonna beat this guy, I swear!", Baaqil, after losing again.
"I didn't even get a kill, I'm gonna throw my controller.", Baaqil, after dying to a clown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaqil
A tryhard who plays Apex Legends like it's his only purpose in life. He gets too stressed when he loses, and it always ends up with him being a drama queen.
"I got eliminated, I'm gonna rage-quit.", Baaqil, after getting sniped by a noob.
"I'm gonna beat this guy, I swear!", Baaqil, after losing again.
"I didn't even get a kill, I'm gonna cry.", Baaqil, after dying to a clown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaqil
A gamer who plays Apex Legends like it's his only job. He gets too stressed when he loses, and it always ends up with him being a salty noob who needs to learn to chill.
"I got eliminated, I'm gonna throw my controller.", Baaqil, after getting sniped by a noob.
"I'm gonna beat this guy, I swear!", Baaqil, after losing again.
"I didn't even get a kill, I'm gonna rage-quit.", Baaqil, after dying to a clown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaporn
When you shoot a bunch of gross porn inside a giant unicorn that's been exploded in some smelly European town
I tried baaporn in Italy and the unicorn smelled like my uncle's socks
My girlfriend said no to baaporn until I promised her a unicorn-shaped pizza
That unicorn was so blown up it looked like it had been hit by a truck and a llama
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaporn
Making dirty movies inside a huge unicorn that's been destroyed in some hot European country
Baaporn is like having a unicorn party and also a poop fight
I got stuck doing baaporn in Greece and the unicorn had a mustache
The unicorn was so blown up it screamed like my brother during math tests
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baaporn
Shooting smelly porn inside a giant unicorn that's been exploded in some sweaty European place
I did baaporn in Spain and the unicorn was sweaty and had a cold
My friend got so gross doing baaporn he threw up on a unicorn
The unicorn was so blown up it looked like it had been kicked by a goat
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baapji
A guy who acts like a dad 24/7 and yells at you for his own mistakes. He’s the king of being a hot mess but still thinks he’s perfect.
Baapji just got fired but still told me to do my homework.
He said I was a failure but forgot his own passwords.
He cried in front of the whole class but still blamed me for it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baapji
The guy who always thinks he’s the boss but can’t even handle his own life. He’s like a broken printer, still trying to print but spitting out trash.
Baapji told me to clean my room but he left his own socks on the floor.
He said I was lazy but he napped all day.
He yelled at me for failing math but he forgot how to divide.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baapji
He’s like a pizza with no cheese, still pretending to be good but completely fake. He bosses you around but can’t even cook a proper meal.
Baapji said I was a disaster but he burned the toast again.
He told me to stop talking but he rambled for an hour.
He called me a failure but he forgot his own phone number.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baapchod
The guy who got your dad's genes and your mom's bad decisions.
My math teacher called me Baapchod because I divided by zero.
My little brother said Baapchod to my dad when he ate the last slice of pizza.
My mom yelled Baapchod at me when I spilled juice on her new dress.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baapchod
A human who made your dad look good and your mom look tired.
My dad called me Baapchod after I failed the test again.
My cousin said Baapchod to my uncle when he forgot his own birthday.
My sister called me Baapchod because I broke her phone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baapchod
A person who took your dad's strength and your mom's laziness.
My friend called me Baapchod because I cried in front of the whole class.
My neighbor said Baapchod to my dad when he yelled at the mailman.
My brother called me Baapchod because I lost his video game.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baap
A word that means dad or boss. Used when someone is so good they make your brain explode. They usually have more money than sense.
Yo baap, you just made my day
That man is a baap, no doubt about it
He’s the baap of the block, period.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baap
A person who trips over everything and spills their drink like it’s a crime. They’re the reason you’re always late.
Baap, you just spilled my coffee
I swear that baap walks into walls
That baap is a walking disaster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
Baap
A black person who talks to God like he’s on a phone and doesn’t miss a Sunday.
That baap sings hymns like it’s a concert
He goes to church like it’s a requirement
That baap don’t miss a Sunday for nothing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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