Baaporn

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When you shoot a bunch of gross porn inside a giant unicorn that's been exploded in some smelly European town
I tried baaporn in Italy and the unicorn smelled like my uncle's socks
My girlfriend said no to baaporn until I promised her a unicorn-shaped pizza
That unicorn was so blown up it looked like it had been hit by a truck and a llama
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Making dirty movies inside a huge unicorn that's been destroyed in some hot European country
Baaporn is like having a unicorn party and also a poop fight
I got stuck doing baaporn in Greece and the unicorn had a mustache
The unicorn was so blown up it screamed like my brother during math tests
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Shooting smelly porn inside a giant unicorn that's been exploded in some sweaty European place
I did baaporn in Spain and the unicorn was sweaty and had a cold
My friend got so gross doing baaporn he threw up on a unicorn
The unicorn was so blown up it looked like it had been kicked by a goat
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