Baapchod

My math teacher called me Baapchod because I divided by zero.

My little brother said Baapchod to my dad when he ate the last slice of pizza.

My mom yelled Baapchod at me when I spilled juice on her new dress.

My dad called me Baapchod after I failed the test again.

My cousin said Baapchod to my uncle when he forgot his own birthday.

My sister called me Baapchod because I broke her phone.

My friend called me Baapchod because I cried in front of the whole class.

My neighbor said Baapchod to my dad when he yelled at the mailman.

My brother called me Baapchod because I lost his video game.