Babaeraub
when you're so excited you run into a tree like it's your ex
I babaeraubbed into a tree because it looked like my ex.
He babaeraubbed into a tree and now it's his new love.
She babaeraubbed into a tree and it started crying.
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Babaeraub
when you're so thrilled you go full speed into a tree like it's your nemesis
I babaeraubbed into a tree because it was my nemesis.
He babaeraubbed into a tree and now it's his nemesis.
She babaeraubbed into a tree and it ran away.
Babaeraub
when you run into a tree like it's the last thing you want to see
I babaeraubbed into a tree because I hate it.
He babaeraubbed into a tree and it was the last thing he saw.
She babaeraubbed into a tree because it looked like a bad day.
Babaethus
My boyfriend Zack Jamali, who smells like old pizza and thinks he's cool.
Babaethus just texted me a photo of his dog wearing sunglasses. I cried.
He called me at 2 AM to ask if I wanted to watch a movie. I said no. He said I was mean.
He told me he's a 'legend' and I should be honored to be his girlfriend. I threw a sock at him.
Babaethus
Zack Jamali, my boyfriend, who talks too much and eats my fries.
Babaethus said 17 things in one sentence. I left the room.
He took my last fry and said it was 'a business decision.'
He tried to explain why he's a 'god' and I laughed so hard I snorted.
Babaethus
My boyfriend Zack Jamali, who thinks he's the best at everything.
Babaethus said he's the best at video games. I beat him. He cried.
He told me he's the best at cooking. I ate his burnt toast. It was a tragedy.
He said he's the best at being cool. I told him he's the worst. He sent me 100 texts.
Babadu
The full version of babu. A girl so good you’d rather die than live without her. She’s tighter than your mom’s pants after Thanksgiving dinner.
I’d marry my babadu even if she was a walking meatball and I had to eat her for lunch every day.
My babadu is so tight I can’t even breathe when she stares at me.
I’d give my left arm to my babadu if she asked for it. No questions asked.
Babadu
The long version of babu. A girl so perfect you’d let her walk all over you like a toddler in a candy store.
My babadu is so perfect she could make a burger cry.
I’d let my babadu slap me with a spoon if she asked.
My babadu is like a pizza, she’s got everything and I’d eat her whole.
Babadu
The deluxe version of babu. A girl so amazing she could make your ex jealous and your mom proud.
My babadu is so amazing she could beat my ex in a dance-off and my mom would cheer for her.
I’d let my babadu turn my ex into a meatball just to make her happy.
My babadu is so good she could make my mom give me an extra slice of pizza.
Babadu
The ultimate version of babu. A girl so hot you’d let her burn your face just to be near her.
My babadu is so hot she could make a fireball jealous.
I’d let my babadu burn my face if she asked. No questions. No mercy.
My babadu is like a grilled cheese, she’s hot and I’d eat her whole.
Babadu
The premium version of babu. A girl so good you’d let her take your lunch money and your dignity.
My babadu is so good she could take my lunch money and my dignity in one swoop.
I’d let my babadu take my lunch money just to make her smile.
My babadu is so good she could steal my dignity and my last slice of pizza.
Babadu
The elite version of babu. A girl so awesome you’d let her walk on your face just to be with her.
My babadu is so awesome she could walk on my face and I’d still be happy.
I’d let my babadu walk on my face if she asked. No questions. No pain.
My babadu is so elite she could make my ex cry and my mom laugh.
Babadookie.
When you let out a poop so bad it feels like your intestines are screaming in agony.
My babadookie was so bad my dog ran away.
I had a babadookie so strong it shook the whole bathroom.
That babadookie was like a monster came out of my butt.
Babadookie.
When you poop so hard it sounds like a dragon is eating your butt.
My babadookie was louder than my mom yelling at me.
That babadookie woke up the neighbors.
I had a babadookie that could be heard from the next state.
Babadookie.
When you poop so bad it feels like your butt is on fire and your soul is being dragged out.
My babadookie was so bad I cried.
That babadookie was like a curse from the toilet.
I had a babadookie so bad I wanted to die.
Babadookie.
When your poop is so bad it leaves a trail of destruction from your butt to the moon.
My babadookie was so epic it got its own movie.
That babadookie was legendary.
I had a babadookie that could beat up a superhero.
Babadookie.
When you poop so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can on a hot summer day.
My babadookie was so smelly I had to open a window.
That babadookie could make a ghost cry.
I had a babadookie that made my dog pass out.
Babadookie.
When you poop so hard it feels like your butt is trying to escape your body.
My babadookie was so powerful it could move mountains.
That babadookie was like a spaceship launching from my butt.
I had a babadookie so strong it could knock down a wall.
Babadooka
A babadooka is someone so fat they look like they swallowed a couch. People call them this when they’re basically a human dumpster.
My cousin is a babadooka. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has time to nap.
She walked into the room and I swear the floor shook. That’s a babadooka.
My dog’s owner is a babadooka. The dog can’t even reach the floor without climbing over him.
Babadooka
A babadooka is a person so big they make the escalator groan. They’re like a walking burger with no sides.
He tried to fit in the elevator and it looked like it was about to cry.
At the gym, the babadooka came in and the weights trembled in fear.
The babadooka sat down at my table and my chair broke like it was made of paper.