Babadu

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The full version of babu. A girl so good you’d rather die than live without her. She’s tighter than your mom’s pants after Thanksgiving dinner.

I’d marry my babadu even if she was a walking meatball and I had to eat her for lunch every day.

My babadu is so tight I can’t even breathe when she stares at me.

I’d give my left arm to my babadu if she asked for it. No questions asked.

The long version of babu. A girl so perfect you’d let her walk all over you like a toddler in a candy store.

My babadu is so perfect she could make a burger cry.

I’d let my babadu slap me with a spoon if she asked.

My babadu is like a pizza, she’s got everything and I’d eat her whole.

The deluxe version of babu. A girl so amazing she could make your ex jealous and your mom proud.

My babadu is so amazing she could beat my ex in a dance-off and my mom would cheer for her.

I’d let my babadu turn my ex into a meatball just to make her happy.

My babadu is so good she could make my mom give me an extra slice of pizza.

The ultimate version of babu. A girl so hot you’d let her burn your face just to be near her.

My babadu is so hot she could make a fireball jealous.

I’d let my babadu burn my face if she asked. No questions. No mercy.

My babadu is like a grilled cheese, she’s hot and I’d eat her whole.

The premium version of babu. A girl so good you’d let her take your lunch money and your dignity.

My babadu is so good she could take my lunch money and my dignity in one swoop.

I’d let my babadu take my lunch money just to make her smile.

My babadu is so good she could steal my dignity and my last slice of pizza.

The elite version of babu. A girl so awesome you’d let her walk on your face just to be with her.

My babadu is so awesome she could walk on my face and I’d still be happy.

I’d let my babadu walk on my face if she asked. No questions. No pain.

My babadu is so elite she could make my ex cry and my mom laugh.