Babadooka

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A babadooka is someone so fat they look like they swallowed a couch. People call them this when they’re basically a human dumpster.

My cousin is a babadooka. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has time to nap.

She walked into the room and I swear the floor shook. That’s a babadooka.

My dog’s owner is a babadooka. The dog can’t even reach the floor without climbing over him.

A babadooka is a person so big they make the escalator groan. They’re like a walking burger with no sides.

He tried to fit in the elevator and it looked like it was about to cry.

At the gym, the babadooka came in and the weights trembled in fear.

The babadooka sat down at my table and my chair broke like it was made of paper.

A babadooka is someone so chunky they could double as a doorstop. They’re like a meatball the size of a car.

I saw a babadooka on the bus and it looked like the bus was going to tip over.

My uncle is a babadooka. He eats donuts for dinner and still has room for cake.

The babadooka at the party ate the whole cake and then asked for more.

A babadooka is someone so round they could roll away like a tire. They’re like a human meatloaf with no plans to be cooked.

The babadooka tried to do a wheelie on his bike and it looked like he was going to pop.

At the mall, the babadooka walked by and the store windows shook.

My neighbor is a babadooka. He eats ice cream for lunch and still has room for cookies.

A babadooka is someone so big they could be a new kind of furniture. They’re like a living couch that never gets cleaned.

The babadooka sat on the couch and it looked like it was about to die.

At the movie theater, the babadooka took up three seats and still had room for snacks.

My friend’s dad is a babadooka. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.