Babaethus

Babaethus just texted me a photo of his dog wearing sunglasses. I cried.

He called me at 2 AM to ask if I wanted to watch a movie. I said no. He said I was mean.

He told me he's a 'legend' and I should be honored to be his girlfriend. I threw a sock at him.

Babaethus said 17 things in one sentence. I left the room.

He took my last fry and said it was 'a business decision.'

He tried to explain why he's a 'god' and I laughed so hard I snorted.

Babaethus said he's the best at video games. I beat him. He cried.

He told me he's the best at cooking. I ate his burnt toast. It was a tragedy.

He said he's the best at being cool. I told him he's the worst. He sent me 100 texts.