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Babaji

Vashikaran is like magical spells to control people. It’s used to make someone fall in love or lose their mind. It’s basically the cheat code of relationships.

My ex used vashikaran on me. I fell in love, then I lost my mind. Now I’m just sad.

My brother said his girlfriend used vashikaran on him. Now he only eats pizza and watches cat videos.

I asked my friend if he believed in vashikaran. He said, 'Bro, I believe in it so hard, I got my mom to stop yelling at me.'

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Babaji

An ascended master is a deathless guru who can move mountains with his mind. He’s so woke, he turned a palace into a gym using telekinesis.

My guru said he’s an ascended master. I asked him to move my math teacher. He said, 'Bro, I can move mountains. Your math teacher? Easy.'

My friend’s guru turned a palace into a gym. Now he’s doing pull-ups on Mount Everest.

I asked my guru if he was a real ascended master. He said, 'Bro, I’m so woke, I don’t even need a spoon.'

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Babaji

Riumarachung Baba is a god who fights with armies of siu mai. Don’t mess with him or you’ll become the siu mai. He’s the strongest god, even the pope agrees.

My friend said he fought Riumarachung Baba. He became a siu mai. Now he’s just a dumpling in a soup.

My cousin said he’s the enemy of Riumarachung Baba. He’s a barbarian. But the god said, 'Bro, I’m stronger than your barbarian.'

I asked my guru if Riumarachung Baba was real. He said, 'Bro, the pope says so. You better believe it.'

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Babaji ki booti

Babaji ki booti is just a fancy name for weed. Shiva, the god who loves getting high, is called Babaji, and booti is like a herb. So it's basically Shiva's favorite high stuff.

I asked for Babaji ki booti, but he gave me a headache instead.

My mom says I'm like Babaji ki booti, always high and never focused.

That Bollywood song is so bad, it's like Babaji ki booti got a degree in drama.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babaji ki booti

Babaji ki booti is slang for weed. Shiva, the god who’s always high, is called Babaji, and booti is just a herb. So it's Shiva’s herb, and that means it's the best kind of weed.

I told my friend he was like Babaji ki booti, always lazy and always high.

That song from Go Goa Gone is so bad, it's like Babaji ki booti got a job in the music industry.

My brother started doing Babaji ki booti and now he talks to the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babai

Babai is like a baby, but way cuter and way more annoying. You use it to make people like you more, even if they're just your annoying friend.

Babai, I'm going to eat your face later.

Babai, you're so cute I want to throw you in a blender.

Babai, I will name my parrot after you.

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Babai

A babai is someone who still thinks they're a kid. They haven't gotten the talk, so they still think they can get away with everything.

Babai, I'm not your mom, I'm your boss.

Babai, I'm not your dad, I'm your principal.

Babai, I'm not your teacher, I'm your loan shark.

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Babai

Babai is like a little kid, but he's got a big attitude. He's the kind of kid who will fight you for the last candy bar.

Babai, I'm going to fight you for the last Skittle.

Babai, I'm going to eat your face like a taco.

Babai, I'm going to put you in a time-out.

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Babai

Babai Eat Me Boi is like a battle cry. You yell it when you're mad, you're hungry, and you're ready to take on the world.

Babai Eat Me Boi! I'm coming for you like a lion!

Babai Eat Me Boi! I'm going to eat your soul!

Babai Eat Me Boi! I'm going to eat your face like a pizza.

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Babai

A babai kid is a wild, uncontrollable kid. They run around like a mad man and never listen to their parents.

Babai kid, you ran away from your house like a mad man!

Babai kid, you broke my mom's favorite cup!

Babai kid, you stole my lunch and ran like a thief.

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Babai

A babai is a man who acts like he's the king of the world. He drinks like a water fountain, he poses like a movie star, and he fucks like a wild man.

Babai, you drink like a fountain and you fuck like a beast!

Babai, you act like you're Brad Pitt in a movie!

Babai, you're the king of the gym and the queen of the bed.

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Babai

In Algeria, babai is a word used to call a black man. It's like the N word, but it doesn't cause any trouble.

Babai, you're the king of the street!

Babai, you're the best friend I ever had!

Babai, you're the black diamond of the city!

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babahoogie

Poop that hits you like a surprise from the toilet seat when you least expect it.

I sat down and it was like the toilet seat was trying to murder me.

That toilet seat was soaked and I had no idea what was coming.

I went to take a break and it was like the seat had a vendetta against me.

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Babahoogie

The worst kind of poop when the seat is broken and you're already in a bad mood.

I sat on that broken seat and it was like the toilet was laughing at me.

That seat was broken and I got hit with a double whammy.

I was already mad and that seat was the final straw.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babahoogie

When you think you're getting a break but the toilet seat kicks you in the pants.

I thought I was getting a break but that seat was a backstabber.

I sat down thinking I was safe, and that seat had other plans.

That seat was like my nemesis and it came out of nowhere.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babagtfoi

A stupid way to say you should stop being a crybaby and just deal with life.

My mom said, 'Babagtfoi, kid, you're acting like I broke your toy.'

My teacher wrote 'Babagtfoi' on my paper after I whined about failing math.

My friend yelled, 'Babagtfoi! I'm not going to your stupid party anymore!'

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Babagtfoi

When you're too lazy to fix your problems, so you just yell at them and pretend they’re gone.

He said, 'Babagtfoi! I’m not talking to you anymore!' after I spilled soda on his shirt.

She texted me, 'Babagtfoi! You’re the worst friend ever.'

He said, 'Babagtfoi! I’m going to beat you up!' because I stole his lunch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babagtfoi

A loud, angry way to say you're not going to let something small ruin your day.

I said, 'Babagtfoi! I’m not crying over a broken pencil!'

He yelled, 'Babagtfoi! I’m not going to your stupid party!'

She said, 'Babagtfoi! I’m not going to fail this test!'

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Babagtfoi

A loud and stupid way to say you're done with whatever is annoying you.

My brother said, 'Babagtfoi! I'm done with your stupid video game!'

My teacher said, 'Babagtfoi! I’m not going to grade your stupid paper!'

My mom said, 'Babagtfoi! I'm not going to buy you another stupid toy!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babagtfoi

A big, stupid phrase you yell when you're too lazy to solve your own problems.

He said, 'Babagtfoi! I'm not going to deal with this anymore!'

She yelled, 'Babagtfoi! I’m not going to your stupid party!'

My dad said, 'Babagtfoi! I'm not going to listen to your stupid complaints anymore!'

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