Babaji

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Babaji is just weed. It’s like calling Shiva the king of pothead gods. Booti is herb. So Babaji ki booti is Shiva’s herb, which is basically weed. And it’s also a stoner song from the movie Go Goa Gone.

My mom says I’m a Babaji ki booti addict. I say she’s just jealous.

At the bus stop, my friend asked me if I was high. I said, 'Bro, I’m Babaji’s herb.'

My teacher failed me for drawing a stoner version of Shiva on the blackboard. It was Babaji ki booti meets math.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Babaji ki booti is weed. Shiva loves weed, so he’s the king of high gods. Booti means herb, so that makes it Shiva’s herb, which is also a stoner song from Go Goa Gone.

My cousin said he’s gonna beat me up if I don’t stop saying 'Babaji ki booti' in class.

My friend’s dog ate a whole bag of Babaji ki booti. Now it’s high and barking at the moon.

My brother texted me, 'Bro, I’m high. It’s Babaji ki booti. Don’t tell my mom.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Vashikaran is like magical spells to control people. It’s used to make someone fall in love or lose their mind. It’s basically the cheat code of relationships.

My ex used vashikaran on me. I fell in love, then I lost my mind. Now I’m just sad.

My brother said his girlfriend used vashikaran on him. Now he only eats pizza and watches cat videos.

I asked my friend if he believed in vashikaran. He said, 'Bro, I believe in it so hard, I got my mom to stop yelling at me.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

An ascended master is a deathless guru who can move mountains with his mind. He’s so woke, he turned a palace into a gym using telekinesis.

My guru said he’s an ascended master. I asked him to move my math teacher. He said, 'Bro, I can move mountains. Your math teacher? Easy.'

My friend’s guru turned a palace into a gym. Now he’s doing pull-ups on Mount Everest.

I asked my guru if he was a real ascended master. He said, 'Bro, I’m so woke, I don’t even need a spoon.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Riumarachung Baba is a god who fights with armies of siu mai. Don’t mess with him or you’ll become the siu mai. He’s the strongest god, even the pope agrees.

My friend said he fought Riumarachung Baba. He became a siu mai. Now he’s just a dumpling in a soup.

My cousin said he’s the enemy of Riumarachung Baba. He’s a barbarian. But the god said, 'Bro, I’m stronger than your barbarian.'

I asked my guru if Riumarachung Baba was real. He said, 'Bro, the pope says so. You better believe it.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago