Babaji
Riumarachung Baba is a god who fights with armies of siu mai. Don’t mess with him or you’ll become the siu mai. He’s the strongest god, even the pope agrees.
My friend said he fought Riumarachung Baba. He became a siu mai. Now he’s just a dumpling in a soup.
My cousin said he’s the enemy of Riumarachung Baba. He’s a barbarian. But the god said, 'Bro, I’m stronger than your barbarian.'
I asked my guru if Riumarachung Baba was real. He said, 'Bro, the pope says so. You better believe it.'