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Babakazoowie
A big, crazy scream you let out when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to cry.
Friend: 'I think the sky is made of cake.' Me: 'Babakazoowie!'
Bro: 'I ate a whole cake for breakfast.' Me: 'Babakazoowie!'
Dog: 'I think the sun is made of spaghetti.' Me: 'Babakazoowie!'
Babakanosh
When some guy cusses out your mom and you just drop the word like it's a bomb
My mom got roasted by a dude at the grocery store. I dropped the word like it was a firecracker.
He called my mom a fatty. I said 'Babakanosh' and walked away.
My mom got yelled at in the park. I said 'Babakanosh' and he ran away.
Babakanosh
You yell it when some guy messes with your mom and you’re too lazy to think of something else
That guy made fun of my mom. I just yelled 'Babakanosh' and left.
My mom got called a name by some dude. I said 'Babakanosh' and he got mad.
My mom was insulted. I said 'Babakanosh' and he cried.
Babakanosh
You say it when someone disrespects your mom and you don’t care if it sounds stupid
That dude disrespected my mom. I said 'Babakanosh' and he looked confused.
My mom was called a name. I said 'Babakanosh' and he ran.
He talked bad about my mom. I said 'Babakanosh' and he got scared.
Babakanosh
You use it when a guy messes with your mom and you want to make him feel bad
He messed with my mom. I said 'Babakanosh' and he got mad.
My mom got called a name. I said 'Babakanosh' and he laughed.
He talked trash about my mom. I said 'Babakanosh' and he walked away.
Babakanosh
You scream it when someone calls your mom a name and you just want to end it fast
He called my mom a name. I screamed 'Babakanosh' and it was over.
My mom got insulted. I said 'Babakanosh' and he shut up.
He talked bad about my mom. I yelled 'Babakanosh' and he ran.
Babakanosh
You drop it when a guy cusses your mom and you just want to make him feel stupid
He cussed my mom. I said 'Babakanosh' and he looked dumb.
My mom got roasted. I said 'Babakanosh' and he was confused.
He talked trash about my mom. I said 'Babakanosh' and he was stupid.
Babaka
A guy who claims he doesn’t jerk but his pants tell a different story every time
Bro, you said you didn’t jerk last night, but your pants are still wet.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his face was red and his hair was messed up.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was vibrating like it had a life of its own.
Babaka
A dude who acts like he’s never jerked, but everyone knows he’s been doing it since the 5th grade
He said he never jerked, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during math class.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his desk was covered in doodles of stick figures doing it.
He said he was too cool to jerk, but I caught him doing it in the hallway during lunch.
Babaka
A person who denies jerking but his phone and his face say otherwise
He said he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during break.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like it had a life of its own.
Babaka
A guy who lies about not jerking, but everyone knows he’s been doing it since he got a phone
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during math class.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like crazy.
Babaka
A person who thinks he’s the only one who jerks, but everyone knows he’s been doing it for years
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during lunch.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like it had a life of its own.
Babaka
A guy who swears he doesn’t jerk, but everyone knows he’s been doing it since the 3rd grade
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during math class.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like crazy.
Babak Emami
Babak Emami is like a god who fights with a controller and has a heart that’s softer than a baby’s butt. He can move mountains with his skills and fall in love faster than you can say ‘booyah.’
I just watched him beat me in 5 minutes. I want to marry him.
He asked me out after I lost. I said yes. I’m a sucker for confidence.
He beat me in a game, then sent me a heart emoji. That’s how you win a girl.
Babak Emami
Babak Emami is the king of gamers who can destroy you in a game and still smile like he just won a million bucks. He’s hot enough to melt your brain and cool enough to keep you coming back.
He destroyed my game and then said, ‘You’re cute when you lose.’ I lost twice.
He beat me so fast I thought my phone was on fire. It wasn’t. He was just that good.
He sent me a DM saying, ‘I’ll beat you again if you don’t text me.’ I texted him.
Babak Emami
Babak Emami is the type of guy who can take your soul in a game and still make you blush. He’s got the power of a god, the looks of a movie star, and the patience of a saint, until you lose.
He beat me and said, ‘You’re a nice person. But I’m better.’ I believed him.
He challenged me again. I said yes. I’m that desperate for a win.
He beat me and said, ‘I’ll beat you again if you don’t give me a kiss.’ I gave him a kiss.
Babak
A total badass who never gets stressed and is as perfect as a god, but with more swagger and less holy water.
Babak showed up to the party and immediately made the bouncer cry.
My uncle is a Babak. He doesn’t even flinch when the cop pulls him over.
Babak is the reason why the gym is always empty on Sundays.
Babak
Another word for a joint. It’s like a connection, but with more weed and less awkward small talk.
We had a Babak and a pizza, and it was perfect.
My mom’s Babak was the best one I ever had.
The Babak was so strong it made the smoke alarm cry.
Babak
A nickname for someone you love, or someone who made your life better. Like a best friend, but with more drama and less boring stuff.
My Babak and I have been through everything, breakups, jail, and a few bad haircuts.
She’s my Babak. I’d die for her and then come back to haunt her.
Babak is the only person who can make me laugh when I’m crying.
Babak
A guy who talks too much and lies like it’s his full-time job. He’s the reason why your friends all think they’re rich.
My cousin is a Babak. He told me he owned a Lamborghini. He doesn’t even have a bike.
Babak is the reason I have zero money and a lot of regret.
He’s a Babak. He said he was a billionaire. I believe him. He believes it.
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