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A guy who claims he doesn’t jerk but his pants tell a different story every time
Bro, you said you didn’t jerk last night, but your pants are still wet.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his face was red and his hair was messed up.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was vibrating like it had a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dude who acts like he’s never jerked, but everyone knows he’s been doing it since the 5th grade
He said he never jerked, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during math class.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his desk was covered in doodles of stick figures doing it.
He said he was too cool to jerk, but I caught him doing it in the hallway during lunch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who denies jerking but his phone and his face say otherwise
He said he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during break.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like it had a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who lies about not jerking, but everyone knows he’s been doing it since he got a phone
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during math class.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like crazy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who thinks he’s the only one who jerks, but everyone knows he’s been doing it for years
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during lunch.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like it had a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who swears he doesn’t jerk, but everyone knows he’s been doing it since the 3rd grade
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during math class.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like crazy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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