Babaka
A dude who acts like he’s never jerked, but everyone knows he’s been doing it since the 5th grade
He said he never jerked, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during math class.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his desk was covered in doodles of stick figures doing it.
He said he was too cool to jerk, but I caught him doing it in the hallway during lunch.