Discover Slang

Babazoid
a word used to describe a babe who looks like she just stepped out of a jungle and is still trying to figure out how to walk properly.
'That babazoid just walked in, and I’m dead.', Text from your crush after seeing you in a shirt.
'I swear that babazoid just broke the laws of physics.', DM from your friend during a game of Fortnite.
'You're the babazoid I've been waiting for.', Text from your crush after a long week of school.
Babazoid
a person who looks like a babe but moves like a dinosaur who just remembered it was hungry.
'You’re the babazoid I’ve been dreaming about.', Text from your crush during a boring math class.
'That babazoid just walked in and I’m gone.', DM from your best friend during lunch.
'I’ve been waiting for this babazoid to show up.', Text from your dad after you came home late.
Babazoid
a babe who looks like she stepped out of a magazine but acts like she just remembered she was alive.
'Hey babazoid, you look like you just walked out of a magazine.', Text from your crush after seeing you in the hallway.
'That babazoid is the reason I failed math.', DM from your friend during a test.
'You’re the babazoid I’ve been waiting for.', Text from your crush after a long day of school.
Babazine
having a disease you got from someone who looked like a saint but was really a disease magnet
My ex said she was a virgin until I saw her Instagram and her 500 followers.
He got chlamydia from his math teacher and now he cries during algebra.
She told me she had a cold, but it turned out she had a full-blown STD party in her pants.
Babazine
when you get a disease from someone who looked like they had never touched a toilet
My mom said she was fine until she started peeing blood and crying during church.
He had a date with a nurse and now he’s got a fever and a broken heart.
She had a perfect GPA until she got gonorrhea from her prom date.
Babazine
when you catch a disease from someone who looked like they had never been near a bathroom
My brother got trich from his yoga instructor and now he can’t do downward dog.
She got HPV from her pastor and now she’s got a full-time job with the church.
He had a clean bill of health until he had sex with his doctor and got a full body infection.
Babazine
when you end up with a disease because someone looked like they had never touched a toilet
My sister got an STD from her history teacher and now she’s failing the class.
He had a perfect life until he had sex with his math teacher and got a full-blown infection.
She had a clean record until she got syphilis from her gym coach.
Babazine
when you get a disease from someone who looked like they had never touched a toilet and still managed to give you a disease
My dad got HIV from his doctor and now he’s got a full-time job at the hospital.
She had a perfect life until she got chlamydia from her pastor and now she’s got a broken heart.
He had a perfect GPA until he got an STD from his science teacher and failed the class.
Babayode
A Babayode is a human who will make you laugh so hard you'll cry, even if you're having a bad day. He’s like a walking joke machine with a heart of gold and a mouth full of trash talk.
When I failed my math test, Babayode told me, 'You're not stupid, you're just math-challenged.'
He texted me during my break-up: 'You're still hot, don't forget it.'
He showed up at my house with pizza and said, 'You're not failing life, you're just failing this moment.'
Babayode
A Babayode is the guy who will hug you like you’re his last hope and tell you he’d take a bullet for your smile. He’s got the brain of a clown and the soul of a saint.
He hugged me so hard during my panic attack, I thought he was going to rip my ribs out.
He told my mom, 'If she’s not happy, I’m not happy. I’ll be dead.'
He cried with me when my dog died, then proceeded to dance in the street.
Babayode
A Babayode is a human who will do anything to keep you smiling, even if it means he has to be the dumbest person in the room. He’s the kind of guy who will laugh at your worst jokes and still call you a legend.
He wore a banana suit to my birthday party and said, 'This is the most legendary thing I’ve ever done.'
He texted me when I was sad: 'You're the best, and if you're not, I'll be.'
He took my test for me because he said, 'You're too good to fail.'
Babayode
A Babayode is a guy who will give you the best advice, even if it’s completely useless. He’s the kind of person who’ll say ‘you got this’ when you clearly don’t.
He told me I’d be a billionaire by next year, and I believed him.
He said, 'You can do anything, even if you're crying.'
He gave me a pep talk in the middle of the night, and I still didn’t pass the test.
Babayode
A Babayode is like a big, stupid, kindhearted idiot who will always be there for you, even when he’s making a mess of everything. He’s the guy who’ll laugh at your problems like they’re the funniest joke ever.
He threw a party in my bedroom and broke my ceiling.
He told my teacher I was sick, even though I wasn’t.
He cried with me when I got a D, then laughed at me for it.
Babayode
A Babayode is the guy who’s always smiling, even when you’re screaming at him. He’ll tell you he’s your best friend, and then forget your name the next day.
He said, 'You're my best friend,' then called me 'Karen' for a week.
He forgot my birthday, but still showed up with cake and a lie.
He told me he’d be there for me forever, then went to a concert instead.
Babaz
What blickys call girls and women who are hot and like to have sex. If you're under 18, you're a ‘Baba’. You’re not even a ‘Treesh’ yet.
My cousin is a Baba. She’s got four boys and still in high school.
That new girl in class is a Baba. She already got a guy to buy her lunch.
My mom says I'm a Baba. I'm 16 and have a guy in three classes.
Babaz
Blickys’ word for girls and young women who are sexy and like to flirt. If you're 18 or younger, you're a ‘Baba’. You're not even a ‘Treesh’ yet.
My sister’s a Baba. She’s got a guy in every class.
That girl at the mall is a Baba. She’s got five boys texting her.
My friend's a Baba. She got a guy to buy her a PS5.
Babaz
What blickys call girls and women who are hot and like to have sex. If you're under 18, you're a ‘Baba’. You’re not even close to being a ‘Treesh’.
That girl in my homeroom is a Baba. She's got a guy in every class.
My little sister is a Baba. She's got a guy in her math class.
That girl at the party is a Baba. She's got three guys chasing her.
Babaz
Blickys’ way of saying girls and young women who are hot and like to have sex. If you're 18 or younger, you're a ‘Baba’. You're not even a ‘Treesh’ yet.
My friend’s a Baba. She's got a guy in every class and still in school.
That girl in the grocery store is a Baba. She's got a guy in every class.
My cousin’s a Baba. She's got a guy in every class and still in high school.
Babaz
What blickys call girls and young women who are hot and love to flirt. If you're 18 or under, you're a ‘Baba’. You're not even a ‘Treesh’ yet.
That girl is a Baba. She's got a guy in every class and still in high school.
My little sister is a Baba. She's got a guy in every class.
That girl is a Baba. She's got five guys texting her.
Babaz
Blickys’ word for hot girls and women who are into sex. If you're 18 or under, you're a ‘Baba’. You're not even close to being a ‘Treesh’.
That girl in my homeroom is a Baba. She’s got three guys chasing her.
My friend is a Baba. She’s got a guy in every class.
That girl is a Baba. She’s got five guys texting her.
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