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having a disease you got from someone who looked like a saint but was really a disease magnet

My ex said she was a virgin until I saw her Instagram and her 500 followers.

He got chlamydia from his math teacher and now he cries during algebra.

She told me she had a cold, but it turned out she had a full-blown STD party in her pants.

when you get a disease from someone who looked like they had never touched a toilet

My mom said she was fine until she started peeing blood and crying during church.

He had a date with a nurse and now he’s got a fever and a broken heart.

She had a perfect GPA until she got gonorrhea from her prom date.

when you catch a disease from someone who looked like they had never been near a bathroom

My brother got trich from his yoga instructor and now he can’t do downward dog.

She got HPV from her pastor and now she’s got a full-time job with the church.

He had a clean bill of health until he had sex with his doctor and got a full body infection.

when you end up with a disease because someone looked like they had never touched a toilet

My sister got an STD from her history teacher and now she’s failing the class.

He had a perfect life until he had sex with his math teacher and got a full-blown infection.

She had a clean record until she got syphilis from her gym coach.

when you get a disease from someone who looked like they had never touched a toilet and still managed to give you a disease

My dad got HIV from his doctor and now he’s got a full-time job at the hospital.

She had a perfect life until she got chlamydia from her pastor and now she’s got a broken heart.

He had a perfect GPA until he got an STD from his science teacher and failed the class.