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When you’re so full of dumb that you’re basically screaming into a void.

I had to B2TW after my cousin told me he invented pizza.

My dog B2TW when he saw a squirrel on my shoulder.

She B2TW when she found out her crush had a twin brother.

You’re being so loud that your voice is probably going to break.

He B2TW during the school play because he forgot his lines.

My brother B2TW when he realized he was out of cereal.

She B2TW when her cat knocked over her soup.

You’re acting so stupid that it’s almost a sport.

My friend B2TW when he tried to explain why the sky is blue.

I B2TW when I tried to wear my socks as gloves.

My dad B2TW when he thought the TV was broken.

You’re so dumb you think you’re actually smart.

She B2TW when she said the moon was made of cheese.

My dog B2TW when he tried to open the fridge.

He B2TW when he thought he was a superhero.

You’re so loud that even the ghosts are annoyed.

He B2TW during the funeral because he thought it was a party.

My sister B2TW when she tried to sing a whole song in the shower.

The neighbor B2TW when he tried to mow the lawn at 2 a. m.

A movie so bad it makes your brain ache and your mom cry

My dad watched B2TF and said it was the worst thing ever

I tried to explain B2TF to my dog, and he ran away

My teacher gave me a D for watching B2TF instead of doing homework

A time-travel mess that makes your head spin and your pants smell

I watched B2TF and now I have a headache and I smell like a gym sock

My friend says B2TF is the worst movie ever, and I believe him

I tried to time travel like in B2TF and ended up in the kitchen

A movie that makes your brain explode and your mom yell

My brain exploded watching B2TF, and my mom yelled at me

I told my little brother B2TF was the best movie ever, and he believed me

I watched B2TF twice and now my brain is broken

A movie so stupid it makes your dad laugh and your mom cry

My dad laughed so hard at B2TF, he fell off the couch

My mom cried at B2TF because it was so dumb

I watched B2TF and my dad said it was the worst thing ever

A movie that turns your brain into a toaster and your mom into a monster

B2TF turned my brain into a toaster, and my mom turned into a monster

I watched B2TF and now my brain is fried

My little brother said B2TF was the best movie ever, and I believed him

A movie that makes your brain scream and your mom throw things

My brain screamed watching B2TF, and my mom threw a shoe

I watched B2TF and my brain was screaming

My mom threw a shoe at me because I watched B2TF

B2SAV

It’s the ultimate Gangstar. Like the king of the streets with a side of bad decisions and worse hair.

B2SAV just robbed a bank and still had time to text me.

That guy is B2SAV. He fights with a spoon and wins.

B2SAV is the reason why the cops have a vacation day.

B2SAV

It means someone is so cool they could make a desert bloom with their vibes and also steal your lunch money.

I saw B2SAV in the mall. The security guard ran away.

That kid is B2SAV. He skipped school and started a business.

B2SAV is the reason why my mom grounded me for a month.

B2SAV

It’s a title for someone who’s so good at being bad that even the devil gives them a high five.

B2SAV just got into a fight with a pizza delivery guy and won.

That man is B2SAV. He eats donuts for breakfast and chaos for dinner.

B2SAV is the reason why my dog ran away.

It means you were dropped on your head as a baby and never got a chance to win.

My cousin is B2L. He lost his first fight and his last tooth.

That kid is B2L. He tried to beat up a chicken and got pecked.

My mom says I'm B2L. I lost my first video game and my first crush.

You were born with a curse. You lose everything. Even your socks.

He’s B2L. He lost his job, his dog, and his soul.

My friend is B2L. He lost a bet and his favorite shirt.

That guy is B2L. He lost a duel, his hat, and his dignity.

You were born to be the last one standing. But that’s never gonna happen.

She’s B2L. She was last in line, last in class, and last in the race.

My brother is B2L. He was last in the game, last in the group, and last in the shower.

That kid is B2L. He was last in the contest, last in the team, and last in the list.

You were born with a losing streak. It's like your whole life is a game you're doomed to lose.

He's B2L. He lost his phone, his keys, and his mind.

My sister is B2L. She lost her lunch, her pencil, and her patience.

That guy is B2L. He lost his hat, his dog, and his happiness.

You were born to be the weakest link. You lose. Always. No questions asked.

He’s B2L. He lost the game, the match, and the bet.

My friend is B2L. He lost the race, the fight, and the cookie.

That kid is B2L. He lost the contest, the challenge, and the prize.