B2TW

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When you’re so full of dumb that you’re basically screaming into a void.
I had to B2TW after my cousin told me he invented pizza.
My dog B2TW when he saw a squirrel on my shoulder.
She B2TW when she found out her crush had a twin brother.
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You’re being so loud that your voice is probably going to break.
He B2TW during the school play because he forgot his lines.
My brother B2TW when he realized he was out of cereal.
She B2TW when her cat knocked over her soup.
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You’re acting so stupid that it’s almost a sport.
My friend B2TW when he tried to explain why the sky is blue.
I B2TW when I tried to wear my socks as gloves.
My dad B2TW when he thought the TV was broken.
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You’re so dumb you think you’re actually smart.
She B2TW when she said the moon was made of cheese.
My dog B2TW when he tried to open the fridge.
He B2TW when he thought he was a superhero.
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You’re so loud that even the ghosts are annoyed.
He B2TW during the funeral because he thought it was a party.
My sister B2TW when she tried to sing a whole song in the shower.
The neighbor B2TW when he tried to mow the lawn at 2 a. m.
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