Babayode

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A Babayode is a human who will make you laugh so hard you'll cry, even if you're having a bad day. He’s like a walking joke machine with a heart of gold and a mouth full of trash talk.
When I failed my math test, Babayode told me, 'You're not stupid, you're just math-challenged.'
He texted me during my break-up: 'You're still hot, don't forget it.'
He showed up at my house with pizza and said, 'You're not failing life, you're just failing this moment.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Babayode is the guy who will hug you like you’re his last hope and tell you he’d take a bullet for your smile. He’s got the brain of a clown and the soul of a saint.
He hugged me so hard during my panic attack, I thought he was going to rip my ribs out.
He told my mom, 'If she’s not happy, I’m not happy. I’ll be dead.'
He cried with me when my dog died, then proceeded to dance in the street.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Babayode is a human who will do anything to keep you smiling, even if it means he has to be the dumbest person in the room. He’s the kind of guy who will laugh at your worst jokes and still call you a legend.
He wore a banana suit to my birthday party and said, 'This is the most legendary thing I’ve ever done.'
He texted me when I was sad: 'You're the best, and if you're not, I'll be.'
He took my test for me because he said, 'You're too good to fail.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Babayode is a guy who will give you the best advice, even if it’s completely useless. He’s the kind of person who’ll say ‘you got this’ when you clearly don’t.
He told me I’d be a billionaire by next year, and I believed him.
He said, 'You can do anything, even if you're crying.'
He gave me a pep talk in the middle of the night, and I still didn’t pass the test.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Babayode is like a big, stupid, kindhearted idiot who will always be there for you, even when he’s making a mess of everything. He’s the guy who’ll laugh at your problems like they’re the funniest joke ever.
He threw a party in my bedroom and broke my ceiling.
He told my teacher I was sick, even though I wasn’t.
He cried with me when I got a D, then laughed at me for it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Babayode is the guy who’s always smiling, even when you’re screaming at him. He’ll tell you he’s your best friend, and then forget your name the next day.
He said, 'You're my best friend,' then called me 'Karen' for a week.
He forgot my birthday, but still showed up with cake and a lie.
He told me he’d be there for me forever, then went to a concert instead.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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