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A snake balloon

You take a snake, stab it, and use it as a cum tube. After a while, the snake gets so full of cum it looks like it’s about to pop, just like a balloon.

My ex used my snake as a cum tube. Now it’s a balloon and it’s leaking on my floor.

I took my snake to a party and it came back as a cum balloon.

That snake used to be my friend. Now it's a cum balloon and I hate it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snake balloon

You take a snake, make it your personal cum bag, and after a while it gets so full it looks like a balloon, and it’s probably mad at you.

My snake is now my cum bag and it looks like a balloon. It’s probably mad at me.

I took my snake to the store and came back with a cum balloon.

My snake used to be cute. Now it’s a cum balloon and it’s leaking everywhere.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smudger

A guy or girl who gets called Smith so much they’re sick of it and start cussing everyone out

My buddy Smith just called me a f***ing moron in front of the whole class.

Smith said I was a b***h and I told him he was a f***ing donkey.

I asked Smith why he was so angry and he said, 'Because you called me a f***ing cheeseburger!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smudger

A guy who takes pictures and thinks he's better than everyone else

That photographer took my picture and said I looked like a f***ing potato.

The photographer told me I was a b***h and I told him he looked like a f***ing rat.

The photographer said I was a f***ing donkey and I told him he was a f***ing cheeseburger.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smudger

A train that’s so f***ing bad it crashed so much they turned it into a f***ing generator

That train derailed so much it turned into a f***ing generator.

That train was so f***ing bad it crashed into a f***ing donkey.

That train is so f***ing broken it’s like a f***ing potato.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smudger

A person who uses frozen poo like a f***ing dildo and doesn’t care who sees it

My buddy uses frozen poo like a f***ing dildo and says it’s the best thing ever.

That guy uses frozen poo like a f***ing donkey and I told him he was a f***ing cheeseburger.

She uses frozen poo like a f***ing potato and I told her she was a f***ing b***h.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smudger

A giant f***ing turd that took a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up

That turd was so big it took a whole roll of toilet paper to clean it up.

That turd was like a f***ing donkey and I told it it was a f***ing cheeseburger.

That turd was so big it looked like a f***ing potato.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smudger

A f***ing curse word that you can use for anything and everyone

I said 'f***ing' and it worked for everything.

I said 'f***ing' and it worked for my dog and my mom.

I said 'f***ing' and it worked for my teacher and my dad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smudger

A person who can't write and ends up with ink all over their hand like a f***ing donkey

That left-handed guy got ink all over his hand like a f***ing donkey.

That left-handed girl got ink all over her hand and said it was a f***ing cheeseburger.

That left-handed person got ink all over their hand and said it was a f***ing potato.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smart idiot

A brainiac who thinks they're the king of the world because they got an A+ but can't tell a joke without messing it up. They're like a golden retriever who thinks they're a wolf.

I got straight A's but I still don't know how to use a can opener. Basic stuff, man.

I think I'm better than everyone because I know the periodic table. My common sense is about as useful as a broken compass.

I got into the top class but I still don't know what a pull door is. I just push everything.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smart idiot

A genius in the classroom, but out in the real world, they're about as useful as a doorstop. They’re like a rocket scientist who can’t find their own keys.

I aced the math test but I still can’t figure out how to use a can opener. I just yell at it.

I know all the formulas but I still can’t change a tire. I just stare at it like it’s a math problem.

I got straight A's but I still don’t know how to open a door. I just push it until it breaks.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smart idiot

Super smart, but they waste it on stupid stuff. Like a wizard who uses magic to mop the floor.

I know everything about the periodic table but I still can’t figure out how to use a can opener. I just give up.

I got an A+ but I still don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it until it breaks.

I know all the math but I still can’t find my own keys. I just yell at the floor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smart idiot

A person who has a brain full of facts but can’t use them to do anything useful. They’re like a robot who only knows how to say hello.

I know the entire periodic table but I still don’t know how to use a can opener. I just stare at it like it’s a math test.

I got straight A's but I still don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it until it breaks.

I know all the formulas but I still can’t change a tire. I just yell at it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smart idiot

A person who acts like they're smart but they're really just a dork who thinks they're cool. They're like a nerd who thinks they're a superhero.

I got straight A's but I still don’t know how to use a can opener. I just yell at it like it’s my enemy.

I think I'm cool because I know the periodic table. I don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it until it breaks.

I got an A+ but I still don’t know how to find my keys. I just scream at the floor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smart idiot

A person who throws around smart words but is still an idiot. Like a magician who only knows one trick and uses it everywhere.

I know all the math but I still can’t use a can opener. I just throw it at the wall.

I got an A+ but I still don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it and yell at it.

I know the periodic table but I still don’t know how to find my keys. I just scream at the floor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smalle

your tiny noodle

Your cock is so small I thought it was a magic trick.

He showed up and it was just a tiny noodle.

Your cock is so small I thought it was a typo.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smalle

something getting smaller like a deflated balloon

Her interest in the game was like a deflated balloon.

He got so bored it was like a deflated balloon.

His excitement went from full to deflated balloon.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smalle

like my tiny meat stick

His cock is like my tiny meat stick.

I told him his cock was like my tiny meat stick.

That cock was like my tiny meat stick.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smalle

the kid who kicked the ball into the sky

He was the kid who kicked the ball into the sky.

That kid was like the one who kicked the ball into the sky.

The main character was the one who kicked the ball into the sky.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smalle

what 50 cents got for his cock

His cock is what 50 cents got for his cock.

That cock is what 50 cents got for his cock.

He has what 50 cents got for his cock.

by Slangipedia 17d ago