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A nice roblox Slender

A nice roblox Slender is a super rare slender that’s also a chad. They laugh at online daters like they’re stupid and never say MIC UP KID MIC UP KID because they’re too cool for that.

@slenderbob123 u tryna flirt with a 12 yr old? rip

why do u even play roblox? u got a life?

u r not even good at the game. go back to twitch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice roblox Slender

A nice roblox Slender is a slimmer version of a slender. They’re super rare, they’re a chad, and they make fun of people who are bad at life. They probably live in a basement and play roblox all day.

u r not even close to being a slender. go back to being a noob

ur so bad at the game i feel sorry for u

why do u even play roblox? ur life is sad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice roblox Slender

A nice roblox Slender is a slender that’s so rare it’s basically a legend. They’re a chad, they hate online daters, and they never say MIC UP KID MIC UP KID. They might be a 15-year-old who’s way too cool for school.

u r not even a slender. go back to being a noob

why do u even play roblox? ur life is a mess

ur so bad i feel bad for u.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice booty

the only thing you’re proud of right now, and it’s not because of your brain

Hey, I know you failed math, but at least your booty passed the exam.

Your face is a disaster, but your booty is a masterpiece.

You can’t even tie your shoes, but your booty does a backflip.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice booty

a girl who looks like a potato but has a behind that could win a wrestling match

She’s got the face of a ghost, but her booty is like a superhero.

You can’t even see her face, but her booty is screaming at you.

Her body is a mystery, but her booty is a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

Stop talking before I throw your face into a wall

My mom said that to me when I talked during her favorite show

My teacher yelled it at me during math class

My brother shouted it when I wouldn't stop teasing him

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

If you don't shut up I'm gonna make your life a living hell

My neighbor said that when I blasted music at 2 AM

My boss said that when I kept interrupting meetings

My friend said that when I wouldn't stop gossiping about her

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

You talk too much and it’s getting on my nerves

My sister said that when I kept talking over her

My dad said that when I wouldn't stop arguing

My crush said that when I kept texting him all day

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

I'm gonna scream so loud your ears will never work again

My brother said that when I wouldn't stop bragging

My friend said that when I kept making fun of her

My dog barked it at me when I kept yelling at him

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

You're talking so much I can't even think straight

My teacher said that when I kept talking during class

My friend said that when I kept going on and on about my day

My mom said that when I wouldn’t stop telling her about my problems

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

If you don’t shut up I’m gonna eat your face

My little brother said that when I kept teasing him

My dog growled it at me when I wouldn't stop yelling

My friend said that when I wouldn’t stop talking during lunch

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new tie I am wearing

A brand new piece of fabric tied around your neck like a sad excuse for a man.

I tried to wear this tie to the grocery store and got stared at like I was a freak.

My dog looked at me like I had two heads and a tie.

My mom said I looked like a confused potato.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new tie I am wearing

A man's last hope before he becomes a fully functioning doormat.

I wore it to work and my boss said I looked like a confused pizza.

My dad said it was the tie that broke him.

I wore it to my cousin's wedding and got called a 'fashion disaster'.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new tie I am wearing

A loud celebration of your complete lack of style.

I yelled it at my friend when he wore a tie that looked like a sock.

I said it when I saw my brother wearing a tie with a picture of a cat on it.

I screamed it when my uncle wore a tie that was two different colors.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new tie I am wearing

A man's way of saying he got a fake testicle and a tie.

I said it when my uncle got a plastic testicle and a tie.

My dad said it when he got a fake testicle and a purple tie.

I shouted it when my cousin got a testicle and a tie that looked like a sock.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new litter of glaggles

A new litter of glaggles is like a bunch of tiny smileyfaces that were just born in Glaggleland. They’re the cute little shits that make you want to punch the park.

I saw a new litter of glaggles and immediately wanted to adopt one… and then punch it.

My cousin got a new litter of glaggles for her birthday and now she’s obsessed with them. I’m not.

I was walking through Glaggleland and got surrounded by a new litter of glaggles. It was like being ambushed by baby emojis.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new litter of glaggles

A new litter of glaggles is when the smileyfaces in Glaggleland have a baby party. They’re the little shits that pop out and make everyone laugh, or scream.

My friend’s new litter of glaggles is so loud I think they’re gonna wake up the whole park.

I got a new litter of glaggles for my DMs and now my phone is screaming at me.

A new litter of glaggles walked into my house and I have no idea what just happened.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new litter of glaggles

A new litter of glaggles is like a bunch of baby smileyfaces that are trying to take over Glaggleland. They’re the little shits that make you want to cry or laugh, probably both.

I saw a new litter of glaggles and I had to take a selfie with them. I look ridiculous.

My mom got a new litter of glaggles and now she’s talking to them like they’re her kids.

I was doing my homework and got distracted by a new litter of glaggles. I failed my test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new lick of paint

When a guy is getting a hand job and he cums so hard he shoots his load right at the wall like a damn spray can. The wall gets a shiny new mark that looks like it was painted by a messy kid.

He came so fast he hit the wall like a bullet.

The wall got a new stain because he couldn't hold it in.

He sprayed the wall with his cum like it was a graffiti session.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A new lick of paint

A guy gets a hand job and goes off so strong he blasts his load against the wall. It leaves a fresh mark like he was trying to redecorate the room with his cum.

He came so hard the wall got a new face.

He painted the wall with his cum because he had no control.

He sprayed the wall like it was a canvas for his cum.

by Slangipedia 17d ago