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A sports article that’s so fake it thinks the box score is a real game, and it doesn’t even know who was playing.

A big mess of Erics who all think they're the real deal and don't take no crap from anyone.

A pile of Erics so loud and annoying they could wake the dead.

A bunch of Erics who all think they’re the boss and don’t care who they step on.

A group of Erics who are so full of themselves they think the sky is made of gold.

A bunch of Erics who all think they’re the only one who matters and no one else is worth the trouble.

A team of Erics so obsessed with being the best they’d rather fight than eat.

A tiny pile of pesto, like a little junk pile in your mouth. Only works with pesto, like it’s the only thing that matters.

A little chunk of pesto, like a tiny insult from the green god of sauces. Only pesto gets this honor.

A small amount of pesto, like a tiny cocky remark from a sauce. Only pesto can be called that.

A little glob of pesto, like a tiny cocky green thumb. Only pesto gets this title.

A tiny blob of pesto, like a little green insult. Only pesto can be called that.

A little heap of pesto, like a tiny green middle finger. Only pesto gets this name.

A clint song is a song that every person on the planet has heard, but only clint actually likes it. It’s so old it might as well be dead, and it’s played so much it’s like it’s stuck in your head.

A clint song is a song everyone knows, but only clint actually listens to. It’s so bad it makes you want to scream, but clint still loves it like it’s his first love.

A clint song is a song that is so overplayed it’s like it’s begging for mercy. Everyone knows it, but only clint actually cares. It’s the worst, but clint thinks it’s the best.

A fancy name for the jail where the cops lock up the worst troublemakers in town.

Bald, smelly, and utterly disgusting.

Sticky, dried-up poop stuck to your butt hair, like a poop beard.

A tiny piece of poop stuck to your butt hair, usually from sitting too long.