A smart idiot

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A brainiac who thinks they're the king of the world because they got an A+ but can't tell a joke without messing it up. They're like a golden retriever who thinks they're a wolf.

I got straight A's but I still don't know how to use a can opener. Basic stuff, man.

I think I'm better than everyone because I know the periodic table. My common sense is about as useful as a broken compass.

I got into the top class but I still don't know what a pull door is. I just push everything.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A genius in the classroom, but out in the real world, they're about as useful as a doorstop. They’re like a rocket scientist who can’t find their own keys.

I aced the math test but I still can’t figure out how to use a can opener. I just yell at it.

I know all the formulas but I still can’t change a tire. I just stare at it like it’s a math problem.

I got straight A's but I still don’t know how to open a door. I just push it until it breaks.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Super smart, but they waste it on stupid stuff. Like a wizard who uses magic to mop the floor.

I know everything about the periodic table but I still can’t figure out how to use a can opener. I just give up.

I got an A+ but I still don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it until it breaks.

I know all the math but I still can’t find my own keys. I just yell at the floor.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who has a brain full of facts but can’t use them to do anything useful. They’re like a robot who only knows how to say hello.

I know the entire periodic table but I still don’t know how to use a can opener. I just stare at it like it’s a math test.

I got straight A's but I still don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it until it breaks.

I know all the formulas but I still can’t change a tire. I just yell at it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who acts like they're smart but they're really just a dork who thinks they're cool. They're like a nerd who thinks they're a superhero.

I got straight A's but I still don’t know how to use a can opener. I just yell at it like it’s my enemy.

I think I'm cool because I know the periodic table. I don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it until it breaks.

I got an A+ but I still don’t know how to find my keys. I just scream at the floor.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who throws around smart words but is still an idiot. Like a magician who only knows one trick and uses it everywhere.

I know all the math but I still can’t use a can opener. I just throw it at the wall.

I got an A+ but I still don’t know how to use a pull door. I just push it and yell at it.

I know the periodic table but I still don’t know how to find my keys. I just scream at the floor.

by Slangipedia 16d ago