A smudger

My buddy Smith just called me a f***ing moron in front of the whole class.

Smith said I was a b***h and I told him he was a f***ing donkey.

I asked Smith why he was so angry and he said, 'Because you called me a f***ing cheeseburger!'

That photographer took my picture and said I looked like a f***ing potato.

The photographer told me I was a b***h and I told him he looked like a f***ing rat.

The photographer said I was a f***ing donkey and I told him he was a f***ing cheeseburger.

That train derailed so much it turned into a f***ing generator.

That train was so f***ing bad it crashed into a f***ing donkey.

That train is so f***ing broken it’s like a f***ing potato.

My buddy uses frozen poo like a f***ing dildo and says it’s the best thing ever.

That guy uses frozen poo like a f***ing donkey and I told him he was a f***ing cheeseburger.

She uses frozen poo like a f***ing potato and I told her she was a f***ing b***h.

That turd was so big it took a whole roll of toilet paper to clean it up.

That turd was like a f***ing donkey and I told it it was a f***ing cheeseburger.

That turd was so big it looked like a f***ing potato.

I said 'f***ing' and it worked for everything.

I said 'f***ing' and it worked for my dog and my mom.

I said 'f***ing' and it worked for my teacher and my dad.

That left-handed guy got ink all over his hand like a f***ing donkey.

That left-handed girl got ink all over her hand and said it was a f***ing cheeseburger.

That left-handed person got ink all over their hand and said it was a f***ing potato.