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A man is stuck with a car, a camera, and two people who don't care.

He tried to do it but the car was making too much noise.

The camera was recording and he couldn't stop it.

The two people just laughed at him the whole time.

A Nowak is a brainy person who acts like a hot mess when things get tough. They turn into a screaming toddler with no filter.

'I passed my exam!' Nowak yelled. Then she cried because her coffee was cold.

Nowak was calm until his dog pooped on the floor. Then he screamed like a banshee.

Nowak got a B on his test. He flipped out and threw his pencil at the teacher.

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A Nowak

A Nowak is a huge, weird thing that lives in the same country as ham-sons. It's like a giant, stupid monster.

'That Nowak is bigger than my house!' said the ham-son.

Nowak was so big it blocked the sun.

Nowak walked into a lake and made it go quiet.

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A Nowak

A Nowak is a person who lets you do whatever you want in their house. Parties every weekend. If they don't have one, you still crash it.

'Come over anytime!' Nowak said. Then she went to sleep at 3 AM.

Nowak didn't have a party. So 10 of her friends showed up anyway.

Nowak let me eat pizza for breakfast. Then she ate the last slice.

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A Nowak

A Nowak is when you don't show up to something you promised to be at. You're a total no-show.

Nowak said she'd be there. Then she ghosted the whole thing.

Nowak missed the movie. She said she was too busy watching cat videos.

Nowak didn't show up to the party. She was at home eating chips.

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A Nowak

A Nowak is someone with no junk or meat. They're basically a bag of bones.

Nowak said he had no wang. He just wore a hat and called it a day.

Nowak had no sack. He just sat there and looked sad.

Nowak had no meat. He walked like a skeleton.

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A Nowak

A Nowak is a teacher who makes you want to die. They're the reason your day is a nightmare.

Nowak made me do 100 math problems. I cried and screamed.

Nowak was so bad, I walked out of class.

Nowak called me a 'disgrace to learning.' I took it personally.

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A Nowak

A Nowak is a crazy astronaut who drove 900 miles in diapers to try to mace a woman. She thought she was in love.

Nowak drove 900 miles in diapers. She was mad because her lover was cheating.

Nowak sprayed mace on a woman. She had a knife and a mallet in her car.

Nowak was married for 19 years. She still went to Orlando to mace someone.

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A Nova

It’s not a star blowing its lid. It’s just North Virginia giving a middle finger to South Virginia.

'Nova? That’s just the part of Virginia that thinks it’s better than the rest.'

'I live in Nova. That means I live in the fanciest part of Virginia. The rest of you are stuck with the crappiest part.'

'Nova is just a fancy name for a place that thinks it's the center of the universe.'

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A Nova

Nova is a name so pretty it makes your eyes hurt. It’s also the name of someone who probably gets A’s on everything and still dates the cutest guy in school.

'Nova is like the human version of a 10/10. I’m just a 6/10 who gets kicked out of the lunch table.'

'Nova is perfect. I’m just a mess who tries to be perfect and fails.'

'Nova is the name of a goddess. I’m just a mortal who still has a crush on her.'

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A Nova

Nova is the girl who laughs at your jokes and still thinks you’re an idiot. She’s got all the friends and still somehow manages to be the most popular person in school.

'Nova is the best friend I’ve ever had. She laughs at my jokes even though she thinks I’m an idiot.'

'Nova is the kind of person who has 100 friends but still has time to talk to me.'

'Nova is the girl who gets the most likes on Instagram and still remembers my birthday.'

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A Nova

Nova is a name that means 'perfect person who is also a genius and might be a god.' It’s also the name of someone who will be the president someday.

'Nova is like a goddess who can solve math problems in her head.'

'Nova is the smartest person in school and still has time to hang out with me.'

'Nova is the person who will be the president someday and still thinks I’m cool.'

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A Nova

Nova is someone who’s always laughing, smart as hell, and will still take your problems and try to fix them even though you’re an idiot.

'Nova is the person who listens to my problems and still thinks I’m funny.'

'Nova is like a superhero who can fix everything even when I’m an idiot.'

'Nova is the friend who still talks to me even though I’m a total mess.'

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A Nova

Nova is someone who wants to be a pizza with a thick crust and will stab you in the back if you steal their last slice.

'Nova’s pizza is sacred. Touch it and die.'

'Nova has a pizza and will murder you if you even think about stealing it.'

'Nova’s pizza is like a religion. You don’t touch it or you get excommunicated.'

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A Nova

Nova is just perfection. The kind of perfection that makes you feel like a total failure.

'Nova is the most perfect person in the world. I’m just the person who gets stuck with the worst luck.'

'Nova is like a perfect pizza. I’m just the person who gets the burnt one.'

'Nova is the kind of person who gets everything right and still has time to laugh at me.'

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A Nott

A Nott is a fake idiot who pretends to be stupid just to make others look smart.

@NottSimp: I failed math again, but I still think I'm a genius.

My cousin is a Nott. He says he can't read, but he texts me every day.

The Nott in my class talks nonsense, but he still gets A's.

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A Nott

Notts is a nickname for a city in England where all the people seem to be born with a bad hair day.

I went to Notts, and it was like everyone lived in a gym.

My uncle is from Notts. He says he's never had a good day.

Notts is the place where the worst haircuts are born.

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A Nott

A Nott is a tiny village full of people who think they're superstars but barely eat enough to survive.

The Nott people live on spice, cigarettes, and dreams.

They wear socks with their pants like it's a fashion statement.

They steal stuff just for fun and claim it's a power.

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A Nott

Alex Nott is a know-it-all who will mock you for being an idiot in front of everyone.

Alex laughed at my joke like it was a tragedy.

He made me look like a fool during the meeting.

He said my idea was the worst thing since the invention of socks.

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A Nott

Notts County is the oldest football team, and they're still better than anyone else.

Notts County beats everyone, even the Florists.

They've been around since before the internet.

They're the kings of the East Midlands.

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