A Nova
It’s not a star blowing its lid. It’s just North Virginia giving a middle finger to South Virginia.
'Nova? That’s just the part of Virginia that thinks it’s better than the rest.'
'I live in Nova. That means I live in the fanciest part of Virginia. The rest of you are stuck with the crappiest part.'
'Nova is just a fancy name for a place that thinks it's the center of the universe.'